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  1. “We need a lot of $, okay? So, ummm, what we will do is…you know, go through every newspaper and magazi…(cue a deranged tirade about Trump for several minutes once she realizes that she said ‘MAGA’)…ok…umm, and look for every time you see a $, and…you know…cut them out. Then everyone will be rich. Everyone will have tons of $! Problem solved!”

  2. … but you don’t get to ask, because you opposed previous legislation that you thought might be bad for business, so that makes you a bad person, and you have to be a good person in order to literally just ask legislators how they plan to do stuff.

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