Now I’m an antique with a unique physique
But when it was chic to turn the other cheek
There are those who will say that I peaked when I streaked
But no one who’ll say that they peeked!
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes. Volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice. Walruses and DamnCats laughing together. Mass hysteria….
Someone will be offended!
We’ll make sure of that.
I’m offended by that comment.
As a result, the House will pass a law reducing the Blazing Saddles list to just “Methodists.”
Not on my watch!
Your psychic predictions for 2019…
Well I am not saying it is going to involve Aliens but… it is going to involve Aliens.
Your psychic predictions for 2019…
Signs will mysteriously appear on the Moon.
… until Decmeber, when Harvey will forget to reset the dead man’s switch on the thread, and it will be closed for comments.
Your psychic predictions for 2019…
The Mayan calendar will be found to be seven years off.
…Dallas Cowboys win the Super Bowl.
I predict no psychic predictions for 2019.
I do predict a plethora of psychotic predictions though.
…2019 will definitely be an odd year…
…no leaping will be allowed in February.
If they’re still in business, Time will pick some raving nutcase imbecile leftist (very redundant) as Persyn of the Year.
The year may be warmer (climate change). The year may be colder (climate change). Either way, millennials will wear socks hats.
…every month will have 28 days.
…Seinfeld will be removed from any mention of the greatest TV show since it is now considered very offensive.
…Dems will pass a bill that imposes Carrousel on all independents and conservatives. Hidden in the bill will be lowering of the voting age to 10.
…SMOD will form an Exploratory Committee and do a “listening tour.”
CNN’s first real news story in 2019 will be coverage of the ball dropping in Times Square.
They’re first and last real news story.
It will be written by a reporter who wasn’t there and relied totally on imagination.
The reporter will be nominated for a Pulitzer.
…a new gender will be discovered.
It will be “quantum gender,” which will be whatever gender you need it to be at the moment.
… Schroedingler’s p . . . Cat.
Or possibly wiener dog.
…on this very web page…
There it is! Over there!
Oh, it’s gone. I swear I saw one.
Burt’s streak will come to an end.
I haven’t streaked in decades.
And we appreciate that.
Now I’m an antique with a unique physique
But when it was chic to turn the other cheek
There are those who will say that I peaked when I streaked
But no one who’ll say that they peeked!
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes. Volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice. Walruses and DamnCats laughing together. Mass hysteria….
I thought that happened last year.
Oh
.
Never mind.
The country will go another year without Hillary as president.
But have no fear, the Democrats will find someone even more leftist and repugnant than Hillary to run.
The words “Aquaman” and “franchise” will be used in the same sentence.
FrankJ, during a hiatus in his increasingly complicated life, will stumble upon IMAO and say “Say, this is quite a site; who runs it?”