Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
California is giving up on high speed rail. They’re replacing it with…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
California is giving up on high speed rail. They’re replacing it with…
…low-speed fiscal collapse…
…a People-Mover on the southern border…
…Mexicans pulling rickshaws.
Cultural appropriation!
¿Que?
It would be OK if they were pulling them back and forth from Olvera Street to Chinatown…
…Chapter 7 bankruptcy.
…really, really expensive, low-speed, sporadic and sometimes deadly rail. It turns out the Washington, DC Metro has a surplus of all that, and they’re willing to lend a hand.
…Texas-bound U-Hauls.
45 mph all the way but it’s worth it.
…a handbasket.
Oh, Hell…
What are we doing in here and where are we going in such a hurry?
…the less expensive footpath made of gold.
…the Jerry Brown Wagon Trail and Pony Express Act…
…having Mr. Burns release the hounds.
…giant robots with spatulas.
…hitching a ride with Sammy Hagar.
…driving that train, high on cocaine.
…switching their clocks to Tulsa time.
…reminding people of the condition of San Francisco sidewalks.
…grabbing the coattails of reporters when a MAGA hat siting is announced.
Liked the last two very much.
The condition of SF sidewalks is pretty s**tty.
As far as California attractions go, they’re number two. But they’ll try harder.
Lyft and clean.
… government-run distribution centers filled with tennis shoes.
California is giving up on high speed rail. They’re replacing it with…
Well I’m not saying its Alien spacecrafts but… its Alien spacecrafts.
California is giving up on high speed rail. They’re replacing it with…
unicorns.
Specifically, a trail blazed by unicorns, lit by glowing rainbows, and dotted with magic mushrooms, leading to the Land of Hope and Change, where the buildings are all made with recycled materials and powered with the sun and the wind.
California is giving up on high speed rail. They’re replacing it with…
people learning to code.
California is giving up on high speed rail. They’re replacing it with…
A more expensive low speed rail to nowhere.
California is giving up on high speed rail. They’re replacing it with…
a paleo diet.
…. high-speed raillery from people in their right minds.
… Pelosi’s and Feinstein’s Uber mensch. They’ll transport you to where they think you should be.
… high-speed cruises.
FLOUNDER: [sobs}: You think it’ll work?
DEMS: Hey, it’s gotta work better than the truth.
…transporters. (Scotty’s Beamers)
California is giving up on high speed rail. They’re replacing it with…
The Butterfield Stagecoach Co. Their motto: Frisco to LA in a week or your money back.
… the magic bullet train.
It’ll go right through the Democrat headlands, through the shoulder areas, and the outskirts, and then turn ninety degrees — in mid-air, mind you — and back and to the right. Back, and to the right.
California is giving up on high speed rail. They’re replacing it with…Trips around the bay with Timothy Leary.
A vertical road along their southern border.
The Catbus
… or the canny bus
Trebuchet’s at strategic locations
Ruby slippers were found to be the surest means of instantaneous transportation with only the minor side effect of a house occasionally falling on your head.
…high speed stagecoach.
…higher taxes.
Pterodactyl Airlines.
High on Speed Rail Workers
…The Joker’s giant pile of burning money.
“…They’re replacing it with…”
… All the Gluten that was removed from so much of the food in California.
… Hope and Change.
.. Do you want fries with that?
… ceding territory to Canada and Mexico, making the US not as big in the first place!
…wheelbarrows.
…running trails which will result in the resurgence of red jogging suit craze of the 70s.
California is giving up on high speed rail. They’re replacing it with…
Dom DeLuise: “From the top, boys:”
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High-speed fail!
High-speed jail!
And a little high-speed kale.
High-speed bail!
High-speed Braille!
Unprotected sex with Airedales . . .
High-speed snails!
High-speed whales!
From a Congress taught at Yale!
High-ball? Cocktail?
We’ll prevail!
What’s the status of Conrail? . . .
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Yakov Smirnoff: In Commiefornia Clydesdale rides you.
really good weed that makes it seem like the train is going super fast while you listen to music from the future
Lol…Is there an app for that?!