Straight Line of the Day: How to Make Next Year’s Superbowl Better? Three Words… Posted by Harvey on 4 February 2019, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. How to make next year’s Superbowl better? Three words…
How to make next year’s Superbowl better? Three words… Well I am not saying its “Its Not Aliens” but… “Its not Aliens”. Reply to this comment
I can’t tell you how to fix next years SB in three words but I can tell you what was wrong with this years SB in one word….Booooring! Reply to this comment
You just need a better team to root for, makes it more exciting. Especially when the Libs decide to make your team the focus of all evil in the world for not dissing Trump. Reply to this comment
Leave politics out
New Starbucks Ad.
More MAGA hats.
More Maroon 5…
Use ex-player referees…
Allow ordinary contact…
How to make next year’s Superbowl better? Three words…
Four outta Six.
How to make next year’s Superbowl better? Three words…
Ban the Commies
How to make next year’s Superbowl better? Three words…
No more Robots!
No, bigger robots!
Get new commissioner.
How to make next year’s Superbowl better? Three words…
Well I am not saying its “Its Not Aliens” but… “Its not Aliens”.
Commissioner with cojones.
How to make next year’s Superbowl better? Three words…
Inna gada davida.
Lingerie Bowl highlights.
How to make next year’s Superbowl better? Three words…
Ted Nugent Half-time
How to make next year’s Superbowl better? Three words…
No more commentary.
I would pay for crowd noise only.
Start all over.
How to make next year’s Superbowl better? Three words…
No mo’ Romo.
Pearl Harbor halftime.
How is this requiring moderation?
Barley Townswomen’s Guild
Great minds…
Spuds McKinzie Halfimaganza!
Cut to “Heidi”
I can’t tell you how to fix next years SB in three words but I can tell you what was wrong with this years SB in one word….Booooring!
You just need a better team to root for, makes it more exciting. Especially when the Libs decide to make your team the focus of all evil in the world for not dissing Trump.
…hookers and blow.
… include Algebra lessons!
Not Calculus?
Uruguayan rugby team
I’m in!
Especially if it’s vs. Paraguay
A “Trump” audible!
Play in GreenBay
call no penalties
Teach Brady “Omaha”.
Eat Mor Chikin
Ward Robe Malfunction!
Burt is getting a mite long-in-the-tooth for that…
Feature black-face moonwalking…
Show Blazing Saddles
Trinidad vs. Tobago
Michigan J Frog
play on donkeys
Choose alternate result…
Tuna, Tuna, Tuna
Covfefe, covfefe, covfefe
Giant wooden badger
Trump calls winner
Pelosi calls loser
Alien national anthem
Deflate Brady’s balls
Wear black face
Remember if you DO wear blackface now, don’t enter politics later.
Nothing but commercials
Goodell dunking booth
Vogon poetry recital
Swords and spears
Lions! And not the Detroit kind.
How to make next year’s Superbowl better? Three words…
Release the wolves!
Make mine a Kraken.
♪ SWEET ♫
♫ SWEET ♪
♪ VICTORY♫
Note to Brady
Retire like Elway
Not like Favre
We still got rings to win.
Celebrate 6 times, come on! Join the celebration!
Needs More Cowbell!
Wapner…. ten minutes