And That’s Where Gun Oil Comes From

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  1. from The Beyotch Boys:

    Collusion
    Illusions
    GPS Fusion

    Penumbras
    Columbos
    Comey’s petty memos

    Key Witness
    We’re witless
    “Maybe”?
    Why don’t we know?

    Unafforded rights
    There’s a phrase called Probe-‘Em-All
    That’s where you wanna go
    To get a trace on their calls

    Body counts as planned,
    Topical leaks
    Media in your hand
    We’ll be Fallon’s love
    To the rhythm of ol’ Steele’s command
    The Don is no Cuomo

    [Chorus:]
    Ariba!
    Mexico!
    Ooh we wanna take you
    Murderous
    Cartagena
    Arriba pretty mama
    Que llamo?
    Chico
    Baby no Mi Amigo?

    Ooh I wanna take you down
    And the government knows
    We’ll gut the past
    And then we’ll take it slow
    That’s where you wanna go
    Weigh down their Border Show.

    I want to make that moderate mistake…

    We’ll punt and see
    And we’ll defy analysis
    By and by we’ll defy
    A little bit of gravitas

    “F” the norms
    Delight!
    Cocktails and moonlit nights
    That Comey look in your eye,
    Gives me a contract high
    The Don’s no Cuomo

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