Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A woman woke from a coma after 30 years. The biggest surprise for her…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A woman woke from a coma after 30 years. The biggest surprise for her…
Nobody has nuked the moon yet!
…the pink ‘Hello Kitty’ hat craze.
…Bernie Sanders thinks he has a chance at the Presidency.
…Monica Lewinski is not better known.
…Elizabeth is still the Queen…
… Joe Biden has been using her as a teddie bear.
…the planet isn’t frozen over yet…
…grunge no longer a thing.
…that “internet” fad is still around.
…her husband has been ‘fooling around’.
…former President Bill Clinton.
A woman woke from a coma after 30 years. The biggest surprise for her…
is that the most standard answer for the IMAO SLoTD is, well I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
…it’s the most recherché SLoTD answer, anyway.
Definition of recherché
1a : EXQUISITE, CHOICE
b : EXOTIC, RARE
2 : excessively refined : AFFECTED
3 : PRETENTIOUS, OVERBLOWN
Ahem. So which one is it oh Rodney of the Herb?
The lovely thing about that word is that it means two pretty much opposite things…. So you never know….
I know I don’t know what I want to know is what you know.
Harumph
Harumph is defined as an expression of dissatisfaction, disdain or unhappiness.
So my dear Sir we are once again met on the field of battle. What sayest thou tis your knowledge to meaning of doth proffered word?
I was thinking more Blazing Saddles at the time.
Well okay then.
Hey ya gotta harumph outta that guy…what more do you want?
A laurel wreath and a hearty handshake?
Sounds like an enuke idea to me.
…is the breakup of Milli Vanilli.
A woman woke from a coma after 30 years. The biggest surprise for her…
the Socialist infiltration of the United States Congress.
…Macaulay Culkin. Holy cats, WTF?!
A woman woke from a coma after 30 years. The biggest surprise for her…
is that she is now a zher.
She couldn’t find a pay phone to return calls from her pager
… was The Simpsons playing on television when she woke causing her to believe she’d just been asleep for a few minutes.
…that she had that not so fresh feeling.
A woman woke from a coma after 30 years. The biggest surprise for her…
is that Kate Smith is now persona non grata.
….Madonna looks so old.
A woman woke from a coma after 30 years. The biggest surprise for her…
is that the world still had “only” 10 years to save itself from irreparable harm.
…the Bosox AND the Cubbies won it all.
Damn it man, that response was MINE!
There’s always next year.
We only got 10 years left! Time is running out.
Right up until it wasn’t…..
A woman woke from a coma after 30 years. The biggest surprise for her…
is that both the Cubs and the Red Sox won World Series. Heck the Sox did it 4 times for cryin’ out loud.
…she’s been oppressed the whole time.
…her black woman doctor…. and white male nurse….
She no longer owed late fees for her VHS rental of Steel Magnolias from Blockbuster.
Nowadays, it’s probably been turned over to a collection agency. She actually owes $3,765.68 in late fees plus 24.95 for the VHS.
She survived the Obamacare coma panels
Her kitchen has the last popcorn machine in America
Plus a microwave oven that cost five hundred dollars and weighs a hundred pounds.
And a similar television
…with a built in VHS player.
She was being pursued by the Crazy 88’s
The same episode of ‘I Love Lucy’ was still playing.
Is that the one where she and Ethel are working at the chocolate factory?
No, the one where Ricky got so mad at her he started speaking in Spanish. You know the one.
Sorry I no habla.
Does it matter? Of course, now they’re colorized.
…no one uses cassettes anymore.
…Keith Richards is still alive…
…and still looks the same… Like death warmed over.
Rocky 17 is in production
Al Franken didn’t have a suggestive selfie made with her
… nobody gets her when she sings “Hello My Baby, Hello My Honey. . . “
… she has a better grasp of current events than someone who’s been reading the New York Times for the last 30 years.
… was when she asked for a straw for her shake.
…the world looks nothing like 2001: A Space Odyssey or Woody Allen’s Sleeper .
A woman woke from a coma after 30 years. The biggest surprise for her…
…was that she’d faithfully voted the straight Democratic ticket in every election since.
A woman woke from a coma after 30 years. The biggest surprise for her…
Was that the more things had changed…the more they had remained the same.
…was the three seashells.
Demolition Bacon to you!
I was very disappointed with the love scene with Sandra Bullock. I wanted more sharing of bodily fluids.
. . . Democrats promptly accused her of dreaming about Russia
…she has been Mitt Romney the whole time.
…more Muslims means more not so moderate Muslims, defying the laws of liberal math.
…hemline length of hospital gowns is three inches shorter than last century!