Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
New research shows that nightmares are actually caused by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
New research shows that nightmares are actually caused by…
…nocturnal horses.
New research shows that nightmares are actually caused by…
Well I shouldn’t say it can only be caused by Aliens but… its caused by Aliens.
New research shows that nightmares are actually caused by…
Trump. But that’s only true for Liberals.
New research shows that nightmares are actually caused by…
Standard Answer 37. Large Wooden Badgers.
…tuna deficiency.
Also vacuum cleaners.
New research shows that nightmares are actually caused by…
that second helping of Chili at dinner.
…Freddy Krueger.
New research shows that nightmares are actually caused by…
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings…
New research shows that nightmares are actually caused by…
some people who did some stuff.
…glitches in the matrix.
New research shows that nightmares are actually caused by…
Nightctulhus
New research shows that nightmares are actually caused by…
the knowledge your wife just bought front row seats for the Hillary and Bill Clinton tour.
. . . tax cuts for the wealthy, of course
…not funding sleep studies.
…global warming.
Its too hot to sleep, gives me nightmares!
…socialism
…the fear of having your coffee replaced with Folgers Crystals without your prior knowledge or consent.
…Carnies. Circus folk, smell like cabbage. Small hands.
… the thought “But for Bernie — but for Trump — President Hillary Clinton.“
AOC
AOC/DNC
Talk about a negative number…
Talk about the Highway to Hell.
’30s Deeds, Dumb-as-Dirt Sheep
Vogon poetry.
…falling asleep.
… Two words: Babysitter Biden.
.
… Going back in time and having to play “Open Biden,” whatever the hell that is.
[Ref.:
Nancy Pelosi: My Grandchildren Played ‘Open Biden’ Game with ‘Affectionate’ Joe
Breitbart / 04/02/2019]
… inadequate instruction in Calculus during high school.
Having 4 cents at Nickel beer night.
… “Now, where the heck are my income tax filing, phone, and wallet?? Let’s see, they were on the roof of my car, last time I saw them.”
. . . flashbacks to the previous administration
…zombie sheep
Bad dreams.
(What did you expect? It was a government funded study.)
Living on Elm Street
BAD ORANGE MAN!!!
. . . a visit from Mongo
Mongo like candy
Hillary Clinton’s cackling.
Landshark….
Plumber…
Candygram…
More cowbell
… the words “Uh-oh” coming from your doctor, pilot, or tax accountant.
… statements like “And now, for the adult entertainment portion of our show, Ms. Nancy Pelosi!”
… statements like “Try to conserve your oxygen: Teddy’s gone for help.”
Or “Oops, do you have a recent backup?” from your computer geek.
Bacon shortage.
… releasing DNA findings suggesting you are perhaps 1/1024th Colombian, Mexican, or Peruvian — as proof that you are Native American.
… Thinking there’s a final exam you haven’t studied for, and you have to speak before an assembly, and you forgot to get dressed, and college students are allowed to vote.
…remembering earlier that day where you left your serial killing murdering kit.
…or your pile of smoldering cathedral remodeling debris.
…knowing Al Gore is to appear at your global warming awareness rally.
…being a Kleenex salesman in a world full of Joe Bidens.