Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now ranked more trustworthy than CNN…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now ranked more trustworthy than CNN…
I’m not saying it’s aliens….. but it’s aliens.
Julian Assange
He’s an alien, so you must be right.
Quinn the Eskimo
…rattlesnakes.
Tommy Flanagan.
…used care salesmen. (and women)
Carnies
…the Iran Nuclear Deal
… restroom condom machines
…wiki-leaks
…Nixon’s Watergate Tapes
…Hillary’s e-mails
Telemarketers
Michael Avenatti or any of his clients.
Hillary*
*actually they tied in the trustworthiness survey
…gas station sushi.
Fusion GPS produced dossiers.
genetically modified monkeys
Anyone over 30.
A Native American Philanthropist.
Greeks bearing gifts.
…George Kemp…
Bill Cosby with a handful of pills
…lawyers…
Charles Ponzi.
…AOC, despite the fact that she has “realtor eyes” (she’s got ’em!)…
…Bill Cosby’s used car telelmarketer’s lawyer
Barry Soetoro’s birth certificate. Or Social Security number. Or authorship of the book written by Bill Ayers. Or his definitive statement that I could keep my doctor. And so forth.
Barry and CNN should engage in a “Liar’s Poker” series.
Slick Willy
Now ranked more trustworthy than CNN…
the Pre-med/law President of Delta Tau Chi fraternity.
It was Eric Statton, Rush Chair (who was darn glad to meet you) that you couldn’t trust, although he was indeed pre med/law.
Sheesh, it’s a full time job keeping y’all straight around here…
I simply cannot be trusted.
Now ranked more trustworthy than CNN…
a six fingered man.
…you killed my father… prepare to die.
CNN keeps saying they’re trustworthy; I don’t think that word means what they think it means.
Now ranked more trustworthy than CNN…
Joe Izuzu.
Now ranked more trustworthy than CNN…
Nigerian princes.
Me with your tuna.
Now ranked more trustworthy than CNN…Pravda.
Benedict Arnold
More patriotic too.
A screen door on a submarine
Pete Rose
Mueller….. Mueller….. Mueller….
…Brutus on the floor of the Senate on March 15.
Brutus, with a knife, in the Senate…I win!
a bird dog with a cold.
MSNBC… Who would have thunk it?
Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists.
We’re talking Democrats here Greg, I think it would go more like this…Bolsheviks, Bolshevists, Leninists, Maoists, Marxists, Stalinists, Trotskyites, Progressives, Castroites, Apparatchiks, Pinkos, Reds, Comrades, Card-carrying Communists, Commies, Khmer Rouge members, Party members, Viet Cong members, Revolutionary Workers, Fellow Travelers, Com-symps, Socialists, Socialist Workers, Radicals, Radical Leftists, Leftist Radicals, Radical Socialists….and Mensheviks!!
Strangers with windowless vans.
That they live in, down by the river.
With “Biden 2020” bumper stickers.
Schiff and Swallwell.
Pinnochio, Joe Izuzu, Leslie Nielsen in Airplane, Loki, Hillary Clinton
Walnuts
… Jussie Smollett’s excuse for not having his homework this time.
… the Joe Biden Girl Scout Tuck-In Service.
… Muslim student pilots who skip all the landing classes.
… the al-Taqiyya Network.
… a telethon for The Human Fund.
… Lucy van Pelt at starting Center.
… illegal aliens and Ouiji Board spirits released with a promise to appear.
… opinions, advice, and lectures from the UN Human Rights Council — which includes:
Afghanistan
Angola
Brazil
Burundi
Chile
China
Cuba
The Democratic Republic of the Congo
Ecuador
Egypt
Ethiopia
Iraq 🙂
Ivory Coast
Kenya
Kyrgyzstan
Mexico
Mongolia
Nepal
Nigeria
Pakistan
Panama
Peru
Qatar
Rwanda
Saudi Arabia
Senegal
Togo
Tunisia
Ukraine
The United Arab Emirates
and (drum roll, please: …) Venezuela
Bizarro Rick Astley
Wow! Extra-Subtlety award!
Up until now, nobody has even heard of Bizarro Rick Astley, because no one ever sees him — even if they really, really want to and totally expect him to appear. In a way, nobody gets him.
… the invocation “Rest In Peace” at a Nipsey Hussle funeral procession.
Greeks bearing gifts.