Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under the new UK online speech rules, you are no longer allowed to say…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under the new UK online speech rules, you are no longer allowed to say…
Anything.
…booger.
…a word about Fight Club.
…”The Queen wears army boots.”
…Semprini!
…Ni!
Covfefe Rules!
Isn’t that Couvfefe in British English?
…Pull my finger.
…anything using the Queen’s English.
Under the new UK online speech rules, you are no longer allowed to say…
****** *** ****** and ****. Also don’t even think about ******** ******* ** ***** **** *** ******** or you will be in big trouble Mister!
Under the new UK online speech rules, you are no longer allowed to say…
Aliens but…I can’t say that in England.
…anything referring to the rebellious colonists.
Under the new UK online speech rules, you are no longer allowed to say…
Kaishakunin
Under the new UK online speech rules, you are no longer allowed to say…
stuff dat’ll make yer hair curl.
Under the new UK online speech rules, you are no longer allowed to say…
There once was a man from Nantucket….
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Dude looks like a Lady
Belgium… even gratuitously
Well, there must be some standards.
…Wankel rotary engine…
My wankel hurts.
Rotate it.
Vroom vroom!
Need batteries?
Naw…. just a crank
A crank for your wank, eh?
Bangers and mash.
Under the new UK online speech rules, you are no longer allowed to say…
wainscotting.
Knckers
or
Knckers
Ah! It mistook my “*”s for italics markers.
Still works.
…Rule, Britannia!
…moist.
I’m not saying its _ _ _ _ _ _, but its _ _ _ _ _ _.
Why you [Banned by the UK Internet Thought Patrol].
I din’t say nuthin’
I can read between the _ _ _ _ ‘s
I’d slug you, but I’d be made to convert to kilograms first.
What does a shell-less terrestrial gastropod mollusc have to do with it?
Of course, If I wanted to pound you, I’d be made to convert to Newtons.
What do fig cookies have to so with it?
They’re great if you dunk them in Scotch.
That’s just sick!
MASH.
…Sir, or Dame, or any other gender-specific honorific…
Long live the Kink
And Father Christmas, give us your money.
…Scotch…
Peat Whisky
Icky, icky, icky, icky, p-tang zoop boing!
Ni
You just made the list, pal…
Under the new UK online speech rules, you are no longer allowed to say…
Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys,
Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys,
And if you are a city fan,
Surrender or you’ll die,
We all follow United.
…football…
Soccer? I don’t even know her.
…Scotland Yard – it’s Scotland Meter now…
It’s Leopard of the Yard!
…six Oxbridge white blokes…
Under the new UK online speech rules, you are no longer allowed to say…
Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?
Excuse me, while I whip this out
Under the new UK online speech rules, you are no longer allowed to say…
the entire Mel Brooks Oeuvre.
LEEROY JENKINS!
Under the new UK online speech rules, you are no longer allowed to say…
Who dat, say who dat, when I say who dat!?
Under the new UK online speech rules, you are no longer allowed to say…
What you really think.
…Bristol Cities…
Stupid English Pigdog
I hope one is still able to fart in their general direction.
…and taunt them again.
404
…Spotted D**k.
‘); DROP TABLE *; – –
… “I ain’t noways tiara’ed.”
… “There should be a binding referendum held on leaving the EU.”
Muad Dib
Under the new UK online speech rules, you are no longer allowed to say…
“Long live Oliver Cromwell!”
“Every government Guy Fawkes you.”