Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
CBS has announced that the new anchor of the CBS Evening News will be…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
CBS has announced that the new anchor of the CBS Evening News will be…
… an actual anchor. Made of cast iron.
…the former Iraqi Information Minister.
CBS has announced that the new anchor of the CBS Evening News will be…
Oooh, ooh. I know! I know!
I’m not saying its an Alien but…its an Alien.
…Tommy Flanagan.
And his co-host…Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Whom he’s slept with. Yeahhh.
CBS has announced that the new anchor of the CBS Evening News will be…
the top DNC spokesman to cut out the middle man.
…a giant wooden badger.
CBS has announced that the new anchor of the CBS Evening News will be…
a Herring!
CBS has announced that the new anchor of the CBS Evening News will be…
believable. Swearsies!
…attached to the bigger boat they needed.
CBS has announced that the new anchor of the CBS Evening News will be…
a Methodist.
CBS has announced that the new anchor of the CBS Evening News will be…
an illegal alien, differently abled, gender fluid, person of color.
…AOC, since she knows everything about everything.
…nope, “IMAO knows everything” is Patent-pending…
ooops..I digress again..Basil should get the job because he knows everything about everything also…how can the tie be broken? An old fashioned dual with one of my 3-D printed guns?
Joseph Goebbels
…unable to utter a single word, due to the increasingly vicious and vociferous correcti-cons…
…as modest as Brian Williams, as honest as Dan Rather, and as knowledgeable as Sally Kohn.
The fourth one. Strongest anchor in the land.
…LEEROY JENKINS!!!
…Rather familiar.
…only mostly anti-American.
Hedy Lamarr. That’s Hedley!
…charged with sexual improprieties in short order.
CBS has announced that the new anchor of the CBS Evening News will be…
expected to toe the company line.
your huckleberry
. . . thrilled to take the shows’ two viewers to lunch on his/her first day!
the one who possesses the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
CBS has announced that the new anchor of the CBS Evening News will be…
he who has answered me the questions three the anchor chair will see.
. . . Obama. His only skills are reading a teleprompter and lying, what more does CBS need?
OO! That gets bacon ?????
an empty suit that can read a teleprompter. (hmmmm, sounds a lot like Obama)
…Politically Couric.
And Rather dishonest.
…a whiny millennial.
…Bill Nye.
…Christian Bale’s Son
…as mad as h3ll and just won’t take it anymore.
…Ronan Sinatra.
Curious George
A curious journalist? How old fashioned.
That’s Bi-curious George if we’re talking CBS.
Shouldn’t that be poly-curious these days?
That did cross my mind, but I decided to go with the original.
…the candidate with the largest on-line presence…
…the most controversial reject from “The Bachelor”…
secretly given Folgers Crystals in lieu of coffee.
… a Koppelgänger.
… here today, but gone to Murrow.
… Sweet PolySci Purebred
…lucky to get ratings better than QVC.
The station or the piping?
…a turd sammich.
… Connie Chung — Now Extra-Chungy!
… some Steele-belted retread — Now With Extra-Wide Bias!
. . . a wooden duck decoy, while See-BS scrolls the daily lies across the bottom of the screen
why a duck?
..the son of the son of the Son of Sam.
… the next contestant on The Price is Right! Come on down!
…or the current Jeopardy Champion, that guy is smarter than Frank J and should take over this site.
broadcasting in the dark.
…and totally nude.
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
That reporter that stands in 5 inches of “flood water” during a storm and tells us to stay inside because “it’s nasty out here folks!”
..and never mind those downed power lines they pose no threat at all.
I heard it’s Lady Gaga without makeup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmARhn5MG5k
Ecch. Is this one of those “2 a.m. / 10 a.m.” things?
Make up is amazing. I would not advise anyone to check out sites that have pr0nstars without makeup. Strongly advise.
Give me some links so i can determine for myself…lololol
…traded for first and third round draft picks in 2020.
. . . unemployed in the near future.
… the guy whose job it is to turn off the rights when he leaves.
… A. B. CNN McNBCFace.
… a diversity hire who can speak Shi’ite for hours on end.
… Bernie Sanders, who obviously has his eyes on the fourth estate.
Pudding
…Tony Romo- he can see the whole field and anticipate the news…
He also fumbles easy snaps.
…Former Governor William J. Le Petomane
…Every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun.
…Mongo, a man who plans to be more than just a pawn in the game of life.
Kermit the frog. Hi ho! It’s Kermit the Frog here!
Or
Cookie Monster. He knows a few letters of the alphabet…including “C”, “B” and “S” and C is his all time favorite (for obvious reasons) 🙂