Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now being marketed – cans of 100% non-carbonated mountain water from the Alps. It’s called…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now being marketed – cans of 100% non-carbonated mountain water from the Alps. It’s called…
Snooty
0.01%’er
…Yodel Juice.
water
…Mattercornucopea.
…Swiss Mist.
Now being marketed – cans of 100% non-carbonated mountain water from the Alps. It’s called…
NEWWWWW-COLAAAAA
‘Treadmill’, the mighty water, with the world’s first great taste of fish!
… Coors Flat.
Now being marketed – cans of 100% non-carbonated mountain water from the Alps. It’s called…
…Capitalism.
NoCriticism! The FirstQuencher
Hannibal Liquor
…Swissky.
It would be called Bud Light Gay Pride but that name is already taken
https://fox8.com/2019/05/06/bud-light-celebrating-pride-with-rainbow-inspired-bottles/
Nuke Coke
…Zugspritzer.
…Mormon Beer.
Or Muslim Beer…depending on where it’s sold.
PanderLoons
…H2Expensive.
…Olde Rain.
…Brooklyn Bridge In A Can.
ShineyCan
Now being marketed – cans of 100% non-carbonated mountain water from the Alps. It’s called…
Mountain Dew, oh…wait…
…Natural Ice. Lawsuits are expected.
Aqua Vulva
Now being marketed – cans of 100% non-carbonated mountain water from the Alps. It’s called…
well I’m not saying its the Alien Refresher but… its the Alien Refresher.
Now being marketed – cans of 100% non-carbonated mountain water from the Alps. It’s called…
water.
Damn, missed it the first time. Apologies to wr104
Coors blight
…Bud Lighter.
ClimberSpitz
Splatterhorn
…Waterboy Brand Hydration – “Now that’s what I call high-quality H2O.”…
… the Piker Sanction
… “Where’s the Beefeaters?”
…Edelweiss…
Nazi!
Only ironically…
It’s been years, but I’ve had Edelweiss beer… as I remember it wasn’t much different than water.
… something or other …
But the ad jingle will be:
Jim: Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word “draw” in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, “Reach for it, mister!” I spun around… and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a bottle of 100% non-carbonated mountain water from the Alps…. and I’ve been there ever since.
Alps 2 Ohhhh Baby!!!
‘NAIVE’
Hey, if they will buy water called ‘EVIAN’ (NAIVE spelled backwards) why not sell it to them again!!!!
It’s water..;…not rocket science!
Now being marketed – cans of 100% non-carbonated mountain water from the Alps. It’s called…
THE SWISS INQUISITION!
Hummmm…I didn’t expect that!
No one does.
Now being marketed – cans of 100% non-carbonated mountain water from the Alps. It’s called…
Mountain Goat P*ss.
Now being marketed – cans of 100% non-carbonated mountain water from the Alps. It’s called…
Numbered Water Account
…We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Can
Now being marketed – cans of 100% non-carbonated mountain water from the Alps. It’s called…
bagnar
…Profit!
…Ahhhhhh – The flavor of a giant carbon footprint. Non-carbonated!
…Not a V8, Cuz UR 2 Stoopid.
…Sipz for Sapz.
…Kick-a-pee Joy Juice.
…Socialist Kool Aid.
Obscury for #4 —
Kudos for #5.
Barnum’s Maxim
Covfefe
Spitzengruben
Capitalist Springs
Sheriff’s Near Beer.
Glā-Sure
Rünov
Alpollinaris
What ever it cost it will be free to residents of Flint Michigan.
That’s not funny…that’s sick.
Well, it’s like “sweets for the sweet…”
Water guaranteed to make your creepy blind date sick!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTj1x8dRjFY
My favorite scene from that movie…
“Water without War”
“7.0”
Neutral water…
Yes. Triple W.