Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Recently caught sneaking into the US across the Canadian border…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Recently caught sneaking into the US across the Canadian border…
…fans of real bacon.
streaky bacon
Well it’s obviously aliens…. in a giant wooden badger.
Surely you’re not saying that it is Aliens in the badger.
I am saying…. and don’t call me Shirley.
…out-of-work actors…
LEEROY JENKINS!
…explorers investigating what exactly lies “a little bit south of Saskatoon”…
…or a little north of Windsor.
Oh…that’s Cantaloops.
…cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists!
You’ve got the northern border confused with the southern border.
zz, that’s what happens to people like me who got knocked on the head 1 too many times.
It happens to the best of us.
…Madame Tussaud’s rendition of Justin Trudeau.
…Shoresy and the Shamrockettes.
Recently caught sneaking into the US across the Canadian border…
Dudley Do-Wrong.
Recently caught sneaking into the US across the Canadian border…
Moose and Squirrel!
Recently caught sneaking into the US across the Canadian border…
all those liberals who left the country because Trump was elected President.
Face it…they never left…dagnabit…
Recently caught sneaking into the US across the Canadian border…
another damn polar vortex.
Recently caught sneaking into the US across the Canadian border…
some hosers, eh?
… a caravan from Central America that used maps provided by AOC.
hosers, eh.
Is there an echo in here?
Eh?
Eh?
Bob and Doug McKenzie
Some little sawed off runt who keeps saying, “I am Pierre from zee norse woods…and I can kick your ass!”
Some little sawed off runt who keeps saying, “I am Pierre from zee norse woods and I can kick your ass!”
There IS an echo in here!
And how did Pierre end up in Norway?
He’s a Muslim.
…snow.
Jon?
Blacque Jacque Shellacque
…Ogie Ogilthorpe…
Count Floyd.
Brrrrrr SCARY!
…folks who would have Nunavut!
… Vladimir Poutine.
Quinn the Eskimo.
…crappy Canadian money and crappy Canadian rock bands. -Hey Canada! You can have your Nickelback!
We’re keeping Rush, though…
I didn’t know Limbaugh was Canadian, I thought he was from Missouri.
You mean “South South South Ontario”
If the New Madrid fault goes you may be able to deduct a South or two.