Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under President Trump’s new NAFTA deal, the following are forbidden…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under President Trump’s new NAFTA deal, the following are forbidden…
Under President Trump’s new NAFTA deal, the following are forbidden…
well I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
Under President Trump’s new NAFTA deal, the following are forbidden…
mentions of Fight Club.
Under President Trump’s new NAFTA deal, the following are forbidden…
Pooftas!
Sick Semprini Tyrannus
having to push 1 for English
Under President Trump’s new NAFTA deal, the following are forbidden…
Robby the Robot
…,’fine people’.
Under President Trump’s new NAFTA deal, the following are forbidden…
cookies with walnuts.
Under President Trump’s new NAFTA deal, the following are forbidden…
WESTERN HAIRCUTS IN IRAN
MARMITE AND VEGEMITE
VIDEO GAMES IN GREECE
… Power Rangers. No morphin of any kind!
For getting the Power Rangers theme song stuck in my head, I strike thee with the curse of Mahna Mahna doo Doooooo doo doooo doo.
… Evening-only negotiations. There’s got to be a morning NAFTA.
Only if we can hold on through the night.
… Annoying Flute/Trombone Accompaniment.
(The “N” stands for “No”.)
…officially announcing, “Suck it, losers”…
Under President Trump’s New NAFTA Deal, the Following are Forbidden…
rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, signs on the moon, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, @ss-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists.
… schnitzengruben.
Depending upon how much vitamin E you can get your hands on…
Cleveland hosting a Super Bowl.
Hosting is not the same thing as being in one.
…trading Pokémon…
…trading places…
…trading for Melo…
Under President Trump’s new NAFTA deal, the following are forbidden…
the Lambada.
…trading secrets…
…trading knowing glances…
…Trader Joe’s…
Under President Trump’s new NAFTA deal, the following are forbidden…
dipping twice.
…Folgers Crystals
Fanta, and other anagrams thereof.
…forbidding plastic straws.
…impeachment
…building giant wooden badgers
…volume knobs that don’t go all the way to 11.
…more cowbell
Canadians and Mexicans
…fruit.
Certain types of love.
Can you be more specific? Asking for a friend.
You axed for it!
I see you dare not speak its name.
Canadian bacon tacos.
Or worse…Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza!
…wire hangers.
…being someone’s huckleberry
The planet Altair
Under President Trump’s new NAFTA deal, the following are forbidden…
Supplying links in your comments for explanation instead of going for the Obscury.
They can have my links when they pry my keyboard from my cold dead hands!
Under President Trump’s New NAFTA Deal, the Following are Forbidden…
lovely shoulders and soft smellable hair. Oh wait, I thought you said “for Biden”