Future Headline

Biden Sets Out To Plagiarize Carl Sandburg, Plagiarizes Carl Spackler Instead
Press Exhausted From Running Interference; Sits This One Out

Biden:  “People say I’m an idiot because all I do is Senator for a living.”
Campaign Staff:  “Oh, come on; people don’t say that about you, as far as you know.”

IMAO Time Machine: Boycott

Ten years ago today, Basil posted about a proposed boycott of South Carolina. It’s still (mostly) applicable today. — The Editors


A McClatchy Newspapers report out of Washington says that many people have decided they won’t visit South Carolina on account of what Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC) said:

State and local tourism officials are being flooded by emails and calls from people across the country, saying they won’t vacation in South Carolina because they’re upset by GOP Rep. Joe Wilson’s outburst at President Barack Obama.

The officials said that a number of the out-of-state e-mailers have said they’ve taken beach trips for years in Myrtle Beach, Hilton Head and other South Carolina resort areas, but don’t plan to return.

Now, though I take pride in my Georgia roots, my family is actually not from Georgia; they’re from South Carolina. They didn’t move to Georgia until the late 1790s, 20 years after the Revolutionary War; my ancestors fought against the British as members of the South Carolina militia. So I do have a connection with the Palmetto State.

So, I’m going to weigh in on the whole “Boycott South Carolina” thing.

I’m going to agree with Michelle Malkin that most of the threats are from those that wouldn’t go to South Carolina anyway. I wonder how many are already on record for boycotting South Carolina on account of the “Confederate Flag” (which, if you know your history, was never actually used by the Confederacy — the design is the Confederate Navy Jack while the colors are from the flag of the Army of Northern Virginia — nor is it the Stars and Bars).

I also wonder how many have actually been to South Carolina — other than to drive through on their way to haul drugs from Florida.

And I wouldn’t mind one little bit if Democrats or liberals had nothing whatsoever to do with South Carolina. Or Georgia. Or Alabama. Or Florida. Or Tennessee. Or any of 45 other states.

Imagine all the good that could come out of such a boycott.

Monday Morning Staff Meeting: Breaking The News

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Frank J.
Frank J: Well, it’s after 8:00 and we really need to start. I appreciate everyone showing up.

Harvey

Basil
Basil: Hey. Where’s Harvey?

Oppo
Oppo: I cannot believe you have not heard the news. Harvey’s retired, and we all have the blues.

Basil
. . .

Oppo
. . .

Basil
Basil: Um. What?

Oppo
Oppo: I’ll say it again, if you feel that I must. Harvey has gone now. You believe me, I trust?

Basil
Basil: Well, who’s in charge?

Frank J.
Frank J.: I’m in charge.

Basil
Basil: No, seriously. Who’s in charge now?

SpaceMonkey
Spacemonkey: Can I have his office?

Oppo
Oppo: Usually a face I never forget. I don’t think I know you sir. Have we met?

SpaceMonkey
Spacemonkey: You can call me Spacemonkey.

Oppo
Oppo: I know your stuff from old, and it carries quite fame. It’s so nice to finally put a face with the name.

Basil
Basil: Yeah, when Frank and Sarah moved to Florida, Spacemonkey caught up with them outside Mobile and run ’em off the road. Frank gave him a spot here so he’d let them go.

SpaceMonkey
Spacemonkey: So … that office?

Basil
Basil: First we have to figure out what to do now that Harvey is gone. Who’s going to hand out assignments?

Frank J.
Frank J.: I’m in charge.

Oppo
Oppo: If I was able to post more, I already would. Life gets in the way. I’ve done what I could.

SpaceMonkey
Spacemonkey: That’s what happened to me. I needed to step away to deal with some really important things. It’s not that didn’t enjoy it, I just had things I really needed to focus on and do.

Keln
Keln: I’m in the same boat. We’re all real people and we have to step away from blogging for our own personal reasons.

Mr. Right
Mr. Right: Yep. I’ve been there. I’m still there.

Keln
Keln: We all have to respect Harvey’s situation. He shared the situation with us last week and made the public announcement Saturday.

Basil
Basil: Wait. What?

Keln
Keln: You didn’t get the emails? There were several.

Basil
Basil: How would I know?

Mr. Right
Mr. Right: Open your app on your phone and read them. It’s not that hard.

Basil
Basil: Is that what those numbers mean? That I got emails?

Keln
Keln: Anyway. It’s a difficult situation. Not talking about it could lead to speculation, but talking about it would violate a trust. So, I’m just gonna respect his wishes and not talk about it. I do wish him the best.

SpaceMonkey
Spacemonkey: As do I.

Mr. Right
Mr. Right: Same here.

Basil
Basil: I don’t mean to sound callous, but who’s in charge now?

Frank J.
Frank J.: I’m in charge.

Oppo
Oppo: That’s not so important as us just doing our part. I’ll commit to posting when I can. At least that’s a start.

SpaceMonkey
Spacemonkey: Well, I’m heading out. I’ve got stuff going on. I’ll post when I can. Maybe some classic stuff from time to time. I don’t know. I’ll … I’ll do what I can.

SpaceMonkey

Mr. Right
Mr. Right: That’s an excellent idea. Me too. But right now, I’ve got lots of stuff I need to see about.

Mr. Right

Keln
Keln: Yep. I’m gonna cut out, too. But I’ll post when I can. I just don’t know if that’s today, next week, or whenever.

Keln

Basil
Basil: I’ll be in my closet … um, my office … if anybody needs me.

Basil

Oppo

Mr. Right

SpaceMonkey

Keln

Harvey

Frank J.
Frank J.: I’m in charge.