Biden Sets Out To Plagiarize Carl Sandburg, Plagiarizes Carl Spackler Instead
Press Exhausted From Running Interference; Sits This One Out
Biden: “People say I’m an idiot because all I do is Senator for a living.”
Campaign Staff: “Oh, come on; people don’t say that about you, as far as you know.”
Don’t sell yourself short, Joe. People call you an idiot for a myriad of reasons.
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice. ~ Carl Spackler
Joe Biden is imaginary….but Corn Pop is real.
Have to wonder how that happened.
I blame it on Trump™. I blame it on global warming™. These two answers will just about cover any question about any subject you care to wonder about.