Penne For Your Thoughts Posted by Oppo on 16 September 2019, 4:00 pm There’ll be no actual pasta, but on your deathbed you may receive total enlightenment. Have ideas for future Straight Lines of the Day?
SLotD- People call Joe Biden dumb, but he isn’t as stupid as… SLotD- To show support for the Green New Deal, Hollywood will no longer… SLotD- To make America safer, instead of banning guns, they should ban… Democrats are nuts. (Not a SLotD, just an observation.) Reply to this comment
SLotD- Aliens just arrived in a large wooden badger. They immediately demanded… Reply to this comment
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired… Historians announce the discovery of lost presidential archives revealing… In a press release, McDonald’s confirmed the feature they’re adding to new franchises: A working group produced the first example of a differentially closed field. However, the construction assumes… Parents are outraged to learn that their children’s school now requires… Reply to this comment
SLotD- Dogs are better than cats. Change my mind. (Or is that somebody else’s schtick?) Reply to this comment
Having won the Presidency in 2020, the Democrats have banned all guns, banned all hate speech, banned capitalism, banned debt. The next thing that they will ban will be….. they will enforce this ban by……. Reply to this comment
Give us Barabbas!
GIve us Roderick!
Should we be more inclusive and have some LBGTQ Lines of the Day?
SLotD- People call Joe Biden dumb, but he isn’t as stupid as…
SLotD- To show support for the Green New Deal, Hollywood will no longer…
SLotD- To make America safer, instead of banning guns, they should ban…
Democrats are nuts. (Not a SLotD, just an observation.)
SLotD- Aliens just arrived in a large wooden badger. They immediately demanded…
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired…
Historians announce the discovery of lost presidential archives revealing…
In a press release, McDonald’s confirmed the feature they’re adding to new franchises:
A working group produced the first example of a differentially closed field. However, the construction assumes…
Parents are outraged to learn that their children’s school now requires…
SLotD- Dogs are better than cats. Change my mind.
(Or is that somebody else’s schtick?)
Well I’m not saying its aliens…
Hey, how about some “Caption this!” photos?
Edward Snowden wants to come home because…
His usefulness to the Russians has ended.
SLotD- If Joe Biden wins the Democrat nomination who will be his running mate?
That’s a good one!
needs to be “his running mate will be…”
Having won the Presidency in 2020, the Democrats have banned all guns, banned all hate speech, banned capitalism, banned debt. The next thing that they will ban will be…..
they will enforce this ban by…….