Hey, a minute later I posted the same thing (but have deleted it). With the addition of “Forty years of darkness” and “The dead rising from the grave!”
[Harvey is bidding farewell to the posters of IMAO]
Harvey: My work here is done. I’m needed elsewhere now. I’m needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice!
Straight Line of the Day: With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…
well I’m not saying it SLotD produced by Aliens but… its SLotD produced by Aliens.
Straight Line of the Day: With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…
dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
Hey, a minute later I posted the same thing (but have deleted it). With the addition of “Forty years of darkness” and “The dead rising from the grave!”
So you say.
Link or it didn’t happen.
Straight Line of the Day: With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…
Global Warming.
…less beard, more weird…
…the new regime setting forth to crush their enemies, seeing them driven before us, and hearing the lamentation of the women…
We could have an “Apprentice” styled competition to replace Harvey.
You’re fired!! No, not you…him.
Straight Line of the Day: With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…
more food in the staff cafeteria.
Doubt it…You did see where SpaceMonkey is back…That dude flings poo…
…to gladly pay Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Why not!? That’s how this nation’s been paying its bills for the last fifty years!
I think we are up to Tuesday September 18, 2525.
…gloom, despair, and agony on SLotD, deep dark depression, excessive misery.
Ha! Folks my age (and apparently yours) get that reference. Love it!
This sounds like an Ex Lax commercial from forty years ago.
Oooh, agony on me!
…thirty percent fewer items posted to IMAO
…readers to finally learn the proper pronunciation of “Basil”
If only.
I’m am truly sorry for starting this mess, Basil…I mean Basil.
Maybe he could change his name to Harvey – we have an opening for a Harvey
Sheesh! Everyone knows its Basil, not Basil.
Where’s the blog owner?
He’s now hiding out in Rock Ridge under an assumed name.
Straight Line of the Day: With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…
another Clown for the Democrat Presidential Clown car.
Straight Line of the Day: With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…
maybe the Spanish Inquisition but no one really expects that.
…the unexpected!
Straight Line of the Day: With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…
cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
Straight Line of the Day: With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…
……Richard Dix to come in here and try and take over.
Do Dick Dix?
Straight Line of the Day: With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…
a mysterious drop in their bank accounts.
Straight Line of the Day: With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…
to no longer to be harassed by 3am drunken phone calls.
Straight Line of the Day: With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…
Harvey 2: The Wrath of SLotD.
[Harvey is bidding farewell to the posters of IMAO]
Harvey: My work here is done. I’m needed elsewhere now. I’m needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice!
All of IMAO Commentariate in one voice… “Bull-ShiRt!!!”
Harvey: All right, you caught me. To speak the plain truth, it’s getting pretty damn dull around here.
Hey!
Harvey who?
…a visit from Gozer the Traveler
…that annoying banging on the wall to stop.
How about the loud moaning and faint porcine squeals?
Those will continue, at least until the five-oh comes back with a warrant.
…no more shenanigans, no more tomfoolery, no more ballyhoo.
Straight Line of the Day: With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…
the opening of the final seal.
…fewer Anonymiss cookies. He’s home eating them all.
Straight Line of the Day: With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…
A new resident in the William J. Le Petomane memorial gambling casino for the insane.
… the annoying endless all day whapety whapety whapety of a non defective paddle ball game
…tofu. Lots and lots of tofu.
Sorry, had to do it since you asked for it.
With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…him back after he’s finished ridding the world of plastic straws.
…Don’t know. Rihar only pawn, in game of life.
…even more Russian collusion.
With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…
the final comeuppance of the six fingered man.
With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…
things to go super easy, barely an inconvenience.
With Harvey leaving, IMAO readers can expect…
to finally get that bedroom made over into a walk-in closet.
…a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
Where’s Lawrence Simon?