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From the UK’s Independent (10/19/17):

North Korea Threatens “Unimaginable” Strike on U.S. After Military Drills

North Korea has threatened to launch an “unimaginable” strike on the US, accusing the Trump administration and its South Korean “puppet” allies of seeking to “ignite a war on the Korean peninsula at any cost”.

The statement released by the Korean Central News Agency, Pyongyang’s official’s mouthpiece, predicted “imminent catastrophic disaster” in the region.

Using typically hyperbolic language, it vowed to “mercilessly smash the war frenzy of the US and South Korean puppet warmongers to get rid of the abyss of ruin through dangerous war gambling and inflict the most miserable death on the invaders.”

North Korea’s statement added: “The US is running amuck by introducing under our nose the targets we have set as primary ones.”

“The US should expect that it would face unimaginable strike at an unimaginable time.”

. . . and, in related news:

Democrats Threaten “Unimaginable” Strike on Trump After Intelligence Agency Spying

Democrats have threatened to launch an “unimaginable” strike on US president Donald Trump, accusing the Trump administration and its Republican “puppet” allies of seeking to “ignite a war on American soil at any cost”.

The statement released by CNN, the Democrat official’s mouthpiece, predicted “imminent catastrophic disaster” in the nation.

Using typically hyperbolic language, it vowed to “mercilessly smash the non-war frenzy of the president and Republican puppet non-warmongers to get rid of the abyss of ruin through dangerous war gambling and inflict the most miserable death on the climate deniers.”

The Democrat/CNN statement added: “Trump is running amuck by introducing under our nose the targets we have set as primary ones.”

“Deplorables should expect that they would face imaginable strikes at a pretty imaginable time.”

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