Vladimir Putin personally promised me a lifetime supply of homemade borscht. I must confess I have a real weakness for borscht. In addition he promised to hook me up with one of those beautiful young and willing Russian women that are always pictured in those ads about meeting young and willing Russian women. Oh, and the lifetime supply of genuine Russian vodka didn’t hurt my decision either. All in all not voting for Hillary in exchange for these perks was a no-brainer and the really cool thing is….I wasn’t ever going to vote for her in the first place.
I was going to approve renewing the statute extending the municipal waste-collection contract term from 18 months to two years, but the Russians said I shouldn’t.
As soon as I heard they bought off the Secretary of State by overpaying her husband hundreds of thousands of dollars for a single speech in exchange for control of a vital asset, I knew she wouldn’t get my vote.
They got me to the Polls.
A whole Lada shakedown goin’ on.
Sarah Palin picked up visible hand signals and endorsed Trump!
Hey, she’s single now, isn’t she? Hmmm….
Vladimir Putin personally promised me a lifetime supply of homemade borscht. I must confess I have a real weakness for borscht. In addition he promised to hook me up with one of those beautiful young and willing Russian women that are always pictured in those ads about meeting young and willing Russian women. Oh, and the lifetime supply of genuine Russian vodka didn’t hurt my decision either. All in all not voting for Hillary in exchange for these perks was a no-brainer and the really cool thing is….I wasn’t ever going to vote for her in the first place.
They put a pundit in MY vodka.
Chechen, not stirred.
Well, as long as they didn’t put a bustle in your hedgerow.
Easy – I always do exactly what Facebook tells me to do … oh oh, it’s telling me I should stop answering this question now…
I was going to approve renewing the statute extending the municipal waste-collection contract term from 18 months to two years, but the Russians said I shouldn’t.
As soon as I heard they bought off the Secretary of State by overpaying her husband hundreds of thousands of dollars for a single speech in exchange for control of a vital asset, I knew she wouldn’t get my vote.
Once Hillary got the nomination, I was Russian to my precinct to vote for Trump.
They helped her secure the spot on the Dem ticket in exchange for a cheesy red plastic rest button.