Straight Line of the Day: ‘Plastics’ was the advice in “The Graduate.” What would be your one-word advice to next year’s graduates?
Straight Line of the Day: ‘Plastics’ was the advice in “The Graduate.” What would be your one-word advice to next year’s graduates?
Cyborgs
Geee. I wonder what walruskkkch will come up with this time.
… “Hemp”…
Shrubbery
Subservience
… “Red…I mean Blue-AAAAARRGH!”…
… “Obstruction”…
…War!
Scitsalp.
…Ammo.
Missed this one. GMTA
Changed mine from Ammunition to Ordnance… 13 seconds to spare.
…Carbon.
…Fission, or was it Fishin’.
don’tbeasnowflake
(MoonNuker)
Consarned-scalliwaggin’-no-good-cracker-croaker…
Politics….. You can make tons of money… and you don’t have to do ANYTHING!
(Sorry — this one was sitting on the “moderation” sideline for too long. The reason is probably that middle part that looks too much like spam, to the program.)
Ordnance
Basil
No – Basil
Litigation
Ligation
Tuna!
Covfefe
Dont!
Beer!
Run!
…Steel or perhaps Steal.
Upsell (which is how you convey, “Do you want fries with that?” in just a single word.)
Coding.
Sadly, “Statism,” judging by the political preferences of The Kids and The Women.
… “Poutine” … that’s how Vladimir spells it, right?…
The coveted multi-layer meaning award to you, sir! Blackface Forest cake?
Seriously?
Trump!
Sandbags
Plasma. Raw protonic hot plasma. And lead.
… “Read the Instructions.”
I’m not saying a certain cat-loving walrus would say aliens, but….
Aliens!