instead of giving out candy, I lecture children on the Communist underpinings of holidays that have them running around asking people to give them free stuff and they need to stop letting themselves be used as tools of the Communist agenda.
….until their parents slowly pull them back and shuffle them off to the next house.
scariest thing parents see all night I bet!
this year I might just put up Trump 2020 yard signs and not even buy candy to hand out.
… circling a parking lot for several minutes, seeing what looks like a great space, and zooming there to find a motorcycle virtually hidden in it. Rats!
…any molestation of my Cheerios.
…well the holes are there for something.
To fill the Albert Hall.
Let me know. I’m trying to come up with a Hallowe’en costume.
this year everyone will be dressing as Greta.
Van Sustren? How odd.
I need to stock up on raisins to give out to little Gretas.
Unless they do it mockingly – then they get full-size Snickers.
instead of giving out candy, I lecture children on the Communist underpinings of holidays that have them running around asking people to give them free stuff and they need to stop letting themselves be used as tools of the Communist agenda.
….until their parents slowly pull them back and shuffle them off to the next house.
scariest thing parents see all night I bet!
this year I might just put up Trump 2020 yard signs and not even buy candy to hand out.
You might want spend that candy money on a power washer and a gallon of Egg Away cleaner.
… actual anger…
….walruskkkch culturally misappropriating my large wooden badger.
That sentence is wrong on so many levels.
… chafing from all this climate change…
… Adam Schiff…
… they cancelled “Firefly” …
…AOC killing Vulcans
Every time AOC opens her mouth a Vulcan dies.
Oh, the .. um…Vulcanity(?)
… circling a parking lot for several minutes, seeing what looks like a great space, and zooming there to find a motorcycle virtually hidden in it. Rats!
…realizing someone secretly switched your coffee with Folgers Crystals 3 years ago.
… that The Squad is employed on our dime.
Things that make you look angrier than a teenage activist include…
being a Liberal.
Things that make you look angrier than a teenage activist include…
well I’m not saying it is an Alien who can’t phone home but… its an Alien who can’t phone home.
… someone who pronounces Basil as Basil instead of Basil.
Things that make you look angrier than a teenage activist include…
a teenage activist who’s parents cut off his phone priviliges.
Things that make you look angrier than a teenage activist include…
nothing.
Things that make you look angrier than a teenage activist include…
…teenage activists.
There, their and they’re are not interchangeable! So their. Oh wait . . .
I see what you did they’re
Whar? Thar?
I prefer Dez, Dem, Dose.
You’re reply was great!
You misspelled grate. FTFY
Your write. Thanx.
should bee “you’re” knot “your”
Well, in the days of yore it was spelled differently.
You mean “daze of your”
Hilarious thread. Grate job, everyone!
…a native american banging their drum in my face.
Racist!
…dealing with a millennial at the customer service desk.
Things that make you look angrier than a teenage activist include…
being asked if I’ve fired 5 shots or 6.
Things that make you look angrier than a teenage activist include…
realizing that they are activists on my dime.
…accidental discharge while holstering. And there was that time when I was a teenager…
…DMV photography.
…being Bernie Sanders.
…Robert De Niro since 2016.
…”I’m sorry, Dr. Bannon, but we’re shutting down your gamma ray project.”
…those meddling kids and their dog.
Global Smarming
Things that make you look angrier than a teenage activist include…
accidentally going to MSNBC instead of the MLB Network.
…rectal dentistry.
It’ll bite you in the ass every time
You bit my ankles and wrecked ’em.
Activist ankle-biters will do that to you.
…the person right in front of you getting the last Anonymiss cookie.
…the libs turning the rhetoric up to “11” every time Trump sneezes.
… middle-aged activists.
extra helping ~~~
…the smell of hippies hanging in the air.
.. Anyone who refers to soda as “pop”.
Regionalist !!!
A raging case of hydrophobia. You’d have to really get that frothing of the mouth going, to out-rage little Greta.
Or, you could just be Slobbering Chris Matthews.