“There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. For the next hour we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the outer limits… of credulity.”…
Now, what we see here, mates, is a perfect example of a Swamp Dwella…notice the characteristic bulging eyes and shiny, slick head on this creature! And crikey, the awful smell! I love all creatures, but fair dinkum, this bloke has an air about’em that would stun a mullet!
Interestingly I found a further link to the post. Strange that.
…There’s a musical reason for that, and it isn’t entirely due to Elgar. Around about 1980 there was a fashion for a type of posturing overblown glam-rock which was labelled ‘pomp-rock’ (think mullets and dry ice). The music may have gone out of fashion but the word pomp gained a sustaining shot in the arm because of it.
“I realize more people are watching the Cincinnati Bengals than are watching the fake hearings, but let’s face it, they have scored more valid points than my committee has.”
BobbleHead for Sale!
“I’m not saying that “Orange Man Bad” is grounds for impeachment but… “Orange Man Bad” is grounds for impeachment.”
Of course I believe in the principle of the accused being guilty until proven guilty. Must I explain it again?
“Basil…Basil, at this point what difference does it make?”
“Did someone cut the cheese?”
“I am the King of America!”
“Has my new shipment from ACME arrived yet?”
“What? Me Worry?”…
“There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. For the next hour we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the outer limits… of credulity.”…
“I’m the Government, and I’m here to help!”
“Contrariwise,’ continued Schiff, ‘if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.”…
“I’m sorry but I can’t continue the hearings until I finish Frank J Fleming’s new novel Hellbender which I purchased from a fine bookseller.”
“Was it over when Trump bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO!!!”
“Who inflated my head? Show me the villain!”
“Swalwell will stop asking me to ‘pull my finger’!”.
Whoa! You using the whole hand there Pelosi?
“Yes Epstein hung himself. I’ve seen the evidence.”
It will work this time!!!
“No, Mr. Trump – I want your pollical career to DIE!”…
Pleeze Mr. Custer I don’t wanna go!
Coward!
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z9ntoTwQfc&w=560&h=315%5D
“Be vewwy, vewwy quiet…I’m hunting grounds for impeachment”…
“I didn’t realize watching paint dry on a wall could be so mesmerizing.”
With all apologies to Steve Erwin…
Now, what we see here, mates, is a perfect example of a Swamp Dwella…notice the characteristic bulging eyes and shiny, slick head on this creature! And crikey, the awful smell! I love all creatures, but fair dinkum, this bloke has an air about’em that would stun a mullet!
Extra helping ~~~
Obviously the mullet played…who says focus groups don’t work…
Harvey Award to Hokie!
♫
{Band plays Pomp and Circumstance}
“By the way, did you know Shakespeare coined that phrase?
“What phrase?”
“Pomp and Circumstance”
Huh.
Interestingly I found a further link to the post. Strange that.
link: https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/pomp-and-circumstance.html
Wait, you mean all people on mars without helmets look like me?
“Show me enough quid and I’ll be your pro quo…”
“I realize more people are watching the Cincinnati Bengals than are watching the fake hearings, but let’s face it, they have scored more valid points than my committee has.”
It’s funny because it’s sad.
“Doggone it Harry, I don’t know if you’ve fired 5 shots or 6. I can’t count that high.”
Trump must go!
Why?
Uhhh… because I said so?
“What? Jussie Smollett won’t be able to testify? Rats, there’s another big hit to our credibility!”
…What do you mean you found a more qualified candidate for the Wendy’s night manager position??
…oh! PRImaried- that makes a lot more sense. So how do I get pri-divorced?
“We’re gonna Impeach Trump, m’kay?”
HOLY SCHIFF!
The Schiff hits the fan.
“I’m placing Trump on Double Secret Probation.”
We’re going to put Neidermeyer on it, he’s a sneaky little Schiff just like you…
+1
For Twilight Zone fans:
“My name is Talky Tina …and you’d better be nice to me!”
The Kanamits refused to take Schiff. Can’t say that I blame them.
That look you get when you realize your pants are on fire.
Whataya mean we need an actual crime to impeach Trump?
But…Orange man bad!
I dropped the baby, I don’t know why.
Doesnt get a harumph from anyone.
I swallowed a Viagra and grew 6 inches taller.
3 Wizard of Oz characters in one!
No Courage. No Heart. No Brains.
No sh*t!
Didn’t you mean no Schift?
“Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.”
“Here I come to save the day!”