Old songs are the best.
What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
Old songs are the best.
What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
We used to be more concerned with monkeys than we are today. Maybe we’ve defeated the Great Monkey Threat. But, I’m not sure. Laurence Simon was concerned about monkeys on this week in 2015. — The Editors
Some of you know that I write a lot of 100 word stories at a site called 100 Words Or Les Nessman. The small group of “House Writers” post up stories based on a daily theme, and they rotate theme-selection duties.
Visitors are welcome to post their own 100 word stories in the comments. Sort of like an Iron Chef kind of thing, only that people in the audience will sometimes reach into their purses for their hibachis and starter ingredients.
Anyway, today’s theme is of some concern:
Everybody loves them, or is that hates them, or whatever.
Without referencing ANY of the Planet of the Apes movies, my son wonders what would happen if the world was ruled by monkeys?
Monkeys? Ruling the world?
You won’t let that happen, Frank, right? No nasty, smelly monkeys are going to take over the world on your watch?
I really don’t want to start sucking my thumb again. My wife threw out the old sucky-thumb-stopping oven mitt and I don’t want to ruin another one because I’m scared that monkeys will take over the world.
I’d… I’d… I’d rather see the world ruled by Democrats and liberls before monkeys.
You’ve got a plan for stopping that too, Frank?
Frank?
Since this is the Fifth of November, and Brits and Muslims all over the world will be setting things on fire, I was going to post something about the Gunpowder Plot, but I accidentally ran across this article instead. It’s far more like something we can all relate to.
I don’t know why I’ve never heard of this. Its probably Trump’s fault, obstructing history.
British Mysteries and True Crime – The Millennium Dome Heist
anglotopia.net / October 29, 2019 / John RabonOne of the most daring raids of the 21st Century (and also one of the first major crimes in England of the new millennium), the Millennium Dome Heist was an attempt to steal diamonds from the De Beers exhibition being held at the dome. Reading like something out of a movie, the group of mainly older gangsters very nearly made off with £350 million in diamonds, which would have been one of the biggest robberies in history had it succeeded. Follow below to know more about one of Britain’s most daring capers.

In summer of 2000, the Metropolitan Police Flying Squad
Stop snickering, all of you. It’s a real name.
got a tip-off on an attempted armed robbery. They reported to the scene to find the aftermath of a failed attempt to rob an armored car. The robbers had left behind a lorry that had been rigged with a giant spike as a homemade battering ram.
+1 for the gang.
The would-be thieves had been foiled by a disgruntled man who took the keys out of their lorry because they’d blocked him in from leaving the car park. They couldn’t use the ram, burned the vehicle,
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and made off in a boat on the river.
+1
The Flying Squad recognized the meticulousness of the planning
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and made notes about the getaway to figure out where that gang might try again.
“APB to all police departments on this island and those on the Thames and other major rivers: they have a boat.
“So, you know, be on the lookout around waterways.”
The gang was more successful on their next attempt in Kent, and though foiled, the use of a lorry-welded spike and river-based getaway gave the police even more clues about the gang.
“P.S.: They have at least two spikes and one welder!”
An officer in Kent recognized the lorry used
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and tied it to vehicles being stored at Tom Farm.
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Met and Kent Police set up a joint surveillance operation and identified several well-known criminals hanging around the farm.
Minus several points.
Raymond Betson, Lee Wenham, Terry Millman, and William Cockram were all quickly recognized by the police along with several vehicles that they recognized as being linked to the past robberies.
Minus several more points for the vehicles.
However, the cops could only guess at where the next target would be.
Harry “Snapper” Organs was called in . . .
It wasn’t until Wenham had purchased a family ticket for the Millennium Dome that the Flying Squad had an idea where the gang might hit.
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One Detective Inspector suggested the criminals could be after the Millennium Star diamond that was on display at the dome and it fit right in with the Met’s theories about the gang’s plans. Squad members infiltrated the dome’s CCTV under the guise of looking for drug dealers.
Um . . . what?
Cameras spotted Wenham looking for access points, and undercover cops filmed him visiting the diamond exhibit. With pieces all in place, the Flying Squad started preparing their response to the imminent caper.
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Calling their response “Operation Magician”, the Met prepared themselves to catch the gang in the act. Police had thought the gang might mirror their prior attacks and strike as the diamonds were being moved, but an attempted sting operation during this event resulted in no action from the gang.
Later, the undercover officer at the dome spotted Betson and Cockram at the Millennium Dome and reported it to his
or her
superiors.
— if she or he had any.
The new intelligence let the Flying Squad know that the crime was going to take place at the Dome itself and they prepared accordingly.
After an aborted attempt by the gang (stopped due to the gang’s boat not working),
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the real raid came on November 7. Observation of the gang’s habits and their continued visits helped the police to figure out that they were likely to strike when the River Thames was at high tide. Roughly 100 officers were at the dome undercover or the surrounding area on a round-the-clock schedule. Surveillance observed gang members moving a JCB earth digger towards the Millennium Dome in the early morning hours before it breached the dome’s fencing and a sidewall of the dome.
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Four of the gang members exited the JCB throwing smoke bombs and using sledgehammers and nail guns to pierce the security glass.
It was at this point that the Flying Squad moved en masse, surrounding the robbers and seizing the speed boat they had planned to use for their getaway. It took less than a minute for police to foil the crime with no casualties from the cops or the criminals. Millman was arrested shortly afterwards as he waited for the speedboat and Wenham was arrested at Tom Farm.
The trial took place a year later, and six out of the seven gang members were convicted (with Millman having died of cancer prior to the trial).
Five of them were sentenced to 15 to 18 years, with the speedboat driver getting five years for conspiracy to commit robbery.
And now, the punchline:
Ironically, De Beers had already replaced the diamond with a fake, so had the gang even succeeded in the biggest robbery of the time, they would have come away with nothing.
I’d never heard of this 19th-Century (born 1833) lecturer, lawyer, teacher, politician, and Union colonel (who served at Shiloh), until I read an article on him.
I claim that the Democratic party embraces within its filthy arms the worst elements in American society. I claim that every enemy that this Government has had for twenty years has been and is a Democrat . . . every State that has seceded from this Union was a Democratic State . . . The man that shot Lincoln was a Democrat. And every man that was glad of it was a Democrat.
— Robert Ingersoll, 1876
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I admit that the Republican party is not altogether good. [Laughter.] I admit, and you will wonder at my candor, that the Democratic party is not altogether bad. [Renewed laughter.] I admit that the Democratic party in its great and splendid effort to do wrong has sometimes by mistake done right. [Laughter and applause.]
— Speech, 1880
Undated quotes, from the same article:
In wars between great nations, the gods still interfere; but in prize fights, the best man with an honest referee, is almost sure to win.
Let me tell you . . . it is far more important to build a home than to erect a church. The holiest temple beneath the stars is a home that love has built. And the holiest altar in all the wide world is the fireside . . .
Defending himself against a charge of blasphemy:
To enslave the minds of men, padlocks upon their lips — that is blasphemy.
When asked about advocates of the new morality and free love:
Let them spend their time in examining each other’s sexual organs and in letting ours alone.
On politics:
. . . a low dirty scramble, through misrepresentation, slander, falsehood, and filth, and success brings nothing but annoyance & fear of defeat next time.
An anecdote about his failed bid to run for governor as a Republican:
A friend visiting Ingersoll’s office saw a copy of Thomas Paine’s The Age of Reason, a book often denounced by nineteenth-century churchmen. “How much did this cost you?” the friend asked him. “The governorship of Illinois.”
And finally:
If there is no other life, we should make the best of this. If there is another life, we should still make the best of this.
Straight Line of the Day: Why have homicide rates declined?
Homicide Is Declining Around the World – But Why?
Phys.org / November 4, 2019Americans are currently living in one of the lowest crime periods ever — and so are many people in the rest of the world.
Following decades of increasing crime during the 1960s, ’70s and ’80s, U.S. homicide rates declined by almost 40% throughout the 1990s, and have remained low since.
Most explanations of this extraordinary decline in violence put forth by politicians and early academic research focus on events and domestic policies exclusive to the United States. However, emerging studies are providing evidence that this crime decline is not unique to the U.S., but rather occurring across most of the world.
A lot of you use iPhones. A lot of you use Android phones. And some of you use more traditional phones. That’s because no one thing is right for us all when it comes to a phone or mobile device.
I’m gonna focus just a minute on the Android users out there. Today is the anniversary of the announcement of the Android operating system. The first Android phone didn’t come out until nearly a later, but November 5, 2007 is when Android was announced.
How many of you use and like Android? And which version? I’ve not used Android 10; the latest I’ve used is 9 (Pie). And if you’ve used both Android and iOS, which is your preference?
There’s nothing like kicking the day off with a good old fashioned tech fight, is there?