IMAO Time Machine: Proposition H – A fun look at gun control

San Francisco recently passed Proposition H, which bans the ownership of guns in homes and businesses.

I for one am comforted by the fact that San Francisco has taken this safety measure. Now when some big dude meets you along a dark street, you’ll know that it’s not a gun in his pocket. The downside of course is that he’s really happy to see you.

This has gotten me to thinking about Proposition H. Sure, it’s currently being challenged by the National Rifle Association (Motto: Don’t make us shoot you), but it doesn’t mean that some GOOD things can’t come from all of this.

I’d like to offer some…

Observations on Proposition H.

Health Insurance costs may not go down, but at least working conditions will be much better — for criminals.

It is finally easier to identify the criminals. They’re the ones with the guns. The victims are the ones lying in the pool of blood.

More good news. Most shootings will now be intentional.

Proposition H pitted two big players. The “No” side was supported heavily by the NRA. The “Yes” side was heavily supported by the Trauma Centers.

Guns are banned to all private citizens, except police officers. Citizens are still allowed to carry Super Soakers.

Note: All Super Soakers must sport a bright orange tip.

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This Day in Python – November 11, 1975

Back to London by a quarter to twelve, tine to get back home on the Broad Street line, change, grab a quick coffee and drive down to Berkeley Square to have lunch with John Cleese at Morton’s. I rang John at the end of last week, as I just suddenly felt like a chat with him — warmed, as I had been, by his quite superbly funny performances in Fawlty Towers.

We drank a couple of whiskey sours at the bar and, as so often happens to John, we’re joined at the bar by a rather boring man, an architect, who was just off, as he put it, to ‘Saudi.’ Five years ago, if a man had said he was going to Saudi Arabia, you’d probably think he’d been in trouble with the police. Now it’s where the money is . . .

We go up to the restaurant and, despite his having just completed a very funny, widely praised series on the awful way people can be treated in hotels and restaurants, John and I are shown to the smallest table in the room, at which John has great difficulty in actually sitting.

. . .

He was stongly defensive when I suggested that there was a certain resentment that he had never been present on any of the film publicity trips. ‘I thought people liked going,’ was John’s response.

. . .

I dropped in at Nigel’s studio to see him and Judy. All was quiet. Nigel says the art market in England is in a deplorable state. They sit sometimes for days with no one coming round — Nigel seems to manage to make ends meet by sales in New York. American money does have its uses.

— Michael Palin, Diaries 1969 – 1979: The Python Years

Straight Line of the Day: The Vatican Has Launched a $110 “Click To Pray” Rosary. Other Religious Money-Making Ideas Include…

Straight Line of the Day: The Vatican has launched a $110 “Click To Pray” rosary. Other religious money-making ideas include…

Vatican Launches $110 “Click To Pray” Wearable Rosary
CNN | October 16, 2019 | Gabrielle Sorto

The Rosary is going mobile.

The Vatican announced the launch of the “Click to Pray eRosary” Wednesday.
The eRosary is an app-driven device that can be worn as a bracelet. To activate it, all you have to do is make the sign of the cross. . . .

Once activated, the wearer can choose between three different options to pray. There is the standard rosary, a contemplative rosary or a thematic rosary, which will be updated every year. The device shows the users progress throughout each prayer and keeps track of each rosary completed.

The interactive device is a push from the church to reach tech-savvy millennials and Gen Z.

It “serves as a tool for learning how to pray the rosary for peace in the world,” according to a news release from the Vatican.

The project — part of the Pope’s Worldwide Prayer Network — brings together the best of the Church’s spiritual tradition and the latest advances of the technological world, the Vatican said.

The eRosary is available to buy now for $110.

For the record: I wish to remind everyone, now and again, that the “Straight Line of the Day” was the fun and creative brainchild of Harvey Olson, and should always be thought of that way! I was going to put a copyright-type symbol or icon on it, but he refused.

Veterans Day 2019

Veterans Day

It was a veteran, not a reporter,
Who guaranteed freedom of the press.

It was a veteran, not a poet,
Who guaranteed freedom of speech.

It was a veteran, not a campus organizer,
Who guaranteed freedom to demonstrate.

It was a veteran, not a minister,
Who guaranteed freedom to worship.

It was a veteran, not a salesman,
Who guaranteed freedom to own property.

It was a veteran, not a travel agent,
Who guaranteed freedom to travel.

It was a veteran, not a politician,
Who guaranteed freedom to vote.

It is a veteran who salutes the Flag,
Risks it all for the Flag,
And who is buried beneath the Flag.
— J. L. Sager *