Straight Line of the Day: The Vatican has launched a $110 “Click To Pray” rosary. Other religious money-making ideas include…
Vatican Launches $110 “Click To Pray” Wearable Rosary
CNN | October 16, 2019 | Gabrielle SortoThe Rosary is going mobile.
The Vatican announced the launch of the “Click to Pray eRosary” Wednesday.
The eRosary is an app-driven device that can be worn as a bracelet. To activate it, all you have to do is make the sign of the cross. . . .Once activated, the wearer can choose between three different options to pray. There is the standard rosary, a contemplative rosary or a thematic rosary, which will be updated every year. The device shows the users progress throughout each prayer and keeps track of each rosary completed.
The interactive device is a push from the church to reach tech-savvy millennials and Gen Z.
It “serves as a tool for learning how to pray the rosary for peace in the world,” according to a news release from the Vatican.
The project — part of the Pope’s Worldwide Prayer Network — brings together the best of the Church’s spiritual tradition and the latest advances of the technological world, the Vatican said.
The eRosary is available to buy now for $110.
For the record: I wish to remind everyone, now and again, that the “Straight Line of the Day” was the fun and creative brainchild of Harvey Olson, and should always be thought of that way! I was going to put a copyright-type symbol or icon on it, but he refused.
… making a pilgrimage to Kanye’s mansion…
… selling replicas of Greta Thunberg’s mural…
… Al Gore’s Chakra Adjustment Kits…
The Clinton Foundation Biblical Commentary, featuring an in-depth discussion of The Zero Commandments.
Selling Indulgences!
… Ukrainian Whistleblower Nesting Dolls, for veneration and trading – depose them all!!!
… Plant a Tree to Pay Planetary Penance…
… Deity-of-the-Month Club. Each month you receive a newly-popularized idol to worship, or trade, or decorate your home pagan altar with…
… “Apostate”, the fragrance…
…Exorcism-In-A-Can.
I thought they called that Four Loco.
…Pope-On-A-Rope, a whole new line of personal hygiene products. Wash with it and go straight to heaven!
Papa Frankie’s holy water foot bath. Comes with FREE pod cast subscription to listen to his latest environmental rants.
Pope Francis hand puppet. Giggles when you insert your hand.
…selling copies of Pope Francis’ “Little Red Book”.
I thought that was Pope Mao, from the Eastern sect…
Birds of a feather
The Vatican has launched a $110 “Click To Pray” rosary. Other religious money-making ideas include…
a 25 cents for 10 minute peep show of the holy Madonna.
What would the Aliens say?
Well I’m not saying I know that the Aliens would be saying, “You humans are crazy” but… they would be saying Humans are crazy.
The Vatican has launched a $110 “Click To Pray” rosary. Other religious money-making ideas include…
Get into Heaven Free cards for $1000.00
Indentured status – $1.98
There will be no illegal entry.
The Vatican has launched a $110 “Click To Pray” rosary. Other religious money-making ideas include…
10 cent communion wafers.
… a merger with the Latter Day Saints to eliminate redundancy and utilize synergy.
And to exploit their superior fund-raising prowess.
…a GoFundMe to retake Constantinople.
They should take back Europe first.
Ordaining mafiosos as priests…
“Dats a nice soul youse gots dere. Be a shame if somethin’ happened to it!”
The Vatican has launched a $110 “Click To Pray” rosary. Other religious money-making ideas include…
Drive through confessionals…just pay at the toll booth as you enter.
Do not ask for whom the booth tolls: it tolls for thee!
…the Spanish Inquisition surprise party kit.
Unexpected…
…beatifying Harvey…
The Vatican has launched a $110 “Click To Pray” rosary. Other religious money-making ideas include…
Finda the popes in the pizza contest.
… ShameWow! (TM) The Absolution Sponge
… Magi Bucks drawings
… Holy Hand Grenadines.
… Ecclesais T’s
… Confessional Tell-a-thons
… selling Joe Biden a visit to a nunnery: “Gee, Your Hair Smells Beatific!”
… Sunni D.
… the SutteeBank card.
… the Make-a-Jewish Foundation.
… The Next World WildLife Fund.