Straight Line of the Day: So, How’s Your New Year’s Resolution Holding Up? Posted by Oppo on 1 January 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: So, how’s your New Year’s resolution holding up?
So, how’s your New Year’s resolution holding up? the nails haven’t given out yet and my lungs haven’t collapsed. Reply to this comment
I decided not to make a resolution this year, so I think I already failed. Not sure. Reply to this comment
This year I resolved to politely accept the laudable scolding of family grammarians. However, I almost immediately discovered that they are those up with which I cannot put. Reply to this comment
“Stop getting angry when people ask if I was the inspiration for the Austin Powers character Fat Bastard” Michael Moore Reply to this comment
But some how end up dead anyway? Just asking. For a friend. Cough, HIllary, cough cough. Reply to this comment
Excellent question. And if you had already solved it why would you want to solve it again? Reply to this comment
So, How’s Your New Year’s Resolution Holding Up? I’ve held up a gas station, two liquor stores, and an orthodontist’s office (long story) so I’m slightly behind where I was last year. Reply to this comment
It’s right around 3840 x 2160.
I resolved to not split my infinitives this year, so, not well at all.
I forgot to make one.
You could resolve yo make a redolution for next year.
So, how’s your New Year’s resolution holding up?
the nails haven’t given out yet and my lungs haven’t collapsed.
I decided not to make a resolution this year, so I think I already failed.
Not sure.
I resolved not to go to IMAO on Jan 1. Oops.
I resolved to eat more tuna. So far so good.
Can’t tell, the Black-eyed peas aren’t done yet.
Not bad. I resolved to not comment on IMAO and…oh…crap!
This year I resolved to politely accept the laudable scolding of family grammarians. However, I almost immediately discovered that they are those up with which I cannot put.
Don’t mess with syntaxes!
“Stop getting angry when people ask if I was the inspiration for the Austin Powers character Fat Bastard”
Michael Moore
My other resolution was to be more like Jeffrey Epstein and not kill myself.
But some how end up dead anyway?
Just asking.
For a friend. Cough, HIllary, cough cough.
How can I resolve when I haven’t solved it yet?
Excellent question.
And if you had already solved it why would you want to solve it again?
More than one solution?
I’ve held up a gas station, two liquor stores, and an orthodontist’s office (long story) so I’m slightly behind where I was last year.
I resolved to submit more stuff to IMAO. I haven’t submitted anything yet…