. . . that the most powerful nation on earth is diverting most of its money from its Space Force into studies on how many bathrooms two sexes need.
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. . . that Earth’s premier space agency’s priority has been Muslim outreach for the past ten years.
. . . that a people who imagined both Star Trek and Star Wars turned out a generation that ate TidePods because someone dared them to.
. . . that Kirk thinks running and kicking him or hitting him with both hands clenched is going to overpower a guy with a weapon.
Well I’m not saying Aliens deserved to be confused just like us but… Aliens should be confused just like us.
Say what you will about Kirk’s fighting style, he got all the green chicks.
People have become like dogs.
There are times that a dog does something that’s almost the level of human intelligence. You’re wowed and overwhelmed by how it could have learned the behavior. We kept my daughters’ dog for five months this year, while she was off seeing the world. Her dog came and got me one day, frantically trying to tell me something. I stood up and followed her. She led me into the bedroom and put her paw on the pair of shorts that I normally wore when we went for a walk. Smart dog. When I’m not looking, the dog eats Tootsie Rolls out of the cat’s litter box.
Somewhere somebody is nudging a friend, pointing at Earth, and telling a similar tale about us.