Straight Line of the Day: “Real? Can Someone Please Tell Me What’s Real Anymore?” Posted by Oppo on 24 April 2020, 12:00 pm Inspired by Bob B, yesterday: Straight Line of the Day: “Real? Can someone please tell me what’s real anymore?”
“Real? Can someone please tell me what’s real anymore?” Well just open your eyes and see. Reply to this comment
“Real? Can someone please tell me what’s real anymore?” The love of an Exotic Dancer. Reply to this comment
Out in my neck of the woods, we have a Camino… but the locals keep stealing the bells… Reply to this comment
If by reality you mean voters who don’t have the means to donate to her campaign. Reply to this comment
Ask not for whom reality bites. It bites for thee. An afterlife is real, but it can be hell. Heaven is real but hell is just a bunch of liberals… That^ should have been a period. Reply to this comment
Pizza and nachos are always real.
I can’t believe it’s not butter.
“Real? Can someone please tell me what’s real anymore?”
Well just open your eyes and see.
My desire for tuna.
Sh*t. But it only just got that way.
unprofessional wrestling
“Real? Can someone please tell me what’s real anymore?”
Mock turtle soup.
“Real? Can someone please tell me what’s real anymore?”
IMAO! IMAO! IMAO!
“Real? Can someone please tell me what’s real anymore?”
Not i.
i-~
But i**2 is real.
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me
“There is no spoon.”
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Eighteeeeeeen!
“Real? Can someone please tell me what’s real anymore?”
Ask the Reaper.
cryptozoologists
+~~
Love is real.
At least, until the check clears.
The sacrifices made by the fallen heroes of the great Kekistan meme war.
The psychic hotline’s accounts receivable department.
“Real? Can someone please tell me what’s real anymore?”
The love of an Exotic Dancer.
No matter what is costs.
https://youtu.be/XiJzLfxWooo
I can’t, but here’s the number for Memorex…
Out in my neck of the woods, we have a Camino… but the locals keep stealing the bells…
Whatever it was that John Fogerty saw out of his back door…
Nobody’s saying it, but… you know… I ain’t saying it either…
Really?
Whater it is, I’m keepin’ it.
The Stonecutters…
Pelosi’s indifference to reality
If by reality you mean voters who don’t have the means to donate to her campaign.
Biden campaign shirts which say “I’m With Stupid”
The one with the arrow pointing up.
Reps: Rock Ridge
Dems: The fake Rock Ridge
Estate
Ask not for whom reality bites. It bites for thee.
An afterlife is real, but it can be hell.
Heaven is real but hell is just a bunch of liberals…
That^ should have been a period.
Baroque?
Apathy is real… but nobody cares.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.