(The Real) Straight Line of the Day: So, what do you suppose Bernie Sanders is up to?
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Bernie Sanders is a sad and bitter man. Millions of Americans are out of work and lining up for government handouts. Businesses are failing and going bankrupt. What he’s worked toward all his life – and failed to achieve – his Chinese comrades have accomplished in just a few weeks.
enjoying retirement and spending the millions he made advocating taking away other peoples’ wealth. Secure in the knowledge that if he needs medical care at his age, he won’t be at the mercy of a socialized medical system he advocated or rely on the welfare state he advocated to maintain the lifestyle to which has has become accustomed at the expense of the taxpayer as an elite member of the ruling class.
Bernie Sanders is a sad and bitter man. Millions of Americans are out of work and lining up for government handouts. Businesses are failing and going bankrupt. What he’s worked toward all his life – and failed to achieve – his Chinese comrades have accomplished in just a few weeks.
But he does like the end result, which is why, just in case the economy recovers, he is planning to market a line of exotic ingredient soups.
So, what do you suppose Bernie Sanders is up to?
His elbows. In other people’s pockets.
So, what do you suppose Bernie Sanders is up to?
No good.
About five foot mime.
I was going to say about five foot four… if he straightens his shoulders
I think he is a bit taller than Bloomberg.
poetic license
Pathetic license.
He is a five foot mime? Shut…Up!
Damn. Too late to fix the typo.
He is sorta quiet right now…. so five foot mime kind of fits.
Re-reading all of Kruschev’s replied to his fan mail.
+2
(“We will Bernie you!)”
Flogdor – Berninating the countryside
…the government teat.
Up to? Nothing, but it’s what he’s down for that scares me…
enjoying retirement and spending the millions he made advocating taking away other peoples’ wealth. Secure in the knowledge that if he needs medical care at his age, he won’t be at the mercy of a socialized medical system he advocated or rely on the welfare state he advocated to maintain the lifestyle to which has has become accustomed at the expense of the taxpayer as an elite member of the ruling class.
Sweet gig, any openings?
Real? Can someone please tell me what’s real anymore?
Talking to his shrink as to how he could lose to a fool who can’t put a noun and a verb in the same rambling sentence
Applying for a role in the upcoming live action Muppets movie.
Is he going to be Waldorf or Statler?
Yes.
“Chapter Five, where Peter Pan first manifests himself.”