Submitted by Gumbeaux:
Must be piranhas in the pool

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Submitted by Gumbeaux:
Must be piranhas in the pool

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Recently discovered our local hiking trails are open but the bathrooms are not. So, for your safety, squat behind a tree and don’t wash your hands…
The sign continues:
“Because the chlorine, as we know . . .
Ah, what the hell.
We’re just lazy and making this up as we go along.”
Pretty soon we’ll all be tumblin’ like a barrel
Thrown from the top of the waterfall, well
I’m drowning in piranhas in the river
Man, what a drag, man
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