Straight Line of the Day: Biden Wants More Unvetted Muslims Allowed Into the US. His Thinking Goes Something Like This: …

Straight Line of the Day: Biden wants more unvetted Muslims allowed into the US. His thinking goes something like this: …

Joe Biden Speaks to Million Muslim Votes Summit with Sharia Law Advocate Linda Sarsour, Touts Muhammad, Vows to End Trump Travel Ban
Gateway Pundit | July 20, 2020 | Cristina Laila

Joe Biden on Monday spoke to Million Muslim Votes Summit from the comfort of his Delaware basement.

Sharia law advocate and radical Islamic activist Linda Sarsour spoke at the event.

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“If I have the honor of being president, I will end the Muslim [sic] ban on day one, day one,” Biden said …

“I wish we taught more in our schools about the Islamic faith,” he said.

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  1. Who ever Biden can pander to…Biden will pander to. I hope that if the Muslims ever do come to power in this country he and his fellow panderers are the first ones sent to the holy chopping block.

  2. Biden wants more unvetted Muslims allowed into the US. His thinking goes something like this: …

    Muslims never hurt anyone, ever. They are the most peaceful people on Earth. To paraphrase the Press’s coverage of the current protests, they are intensely peaceful.

  3. Biden wants more unvetted Muslims allowed into the US. His thinking goes something like this: …

    …”since Muslim women are discouraged from speaking out in public, they won’t complain about what a creepy old bastard I am.”

    • Biden wants more unvetted Muslims allowed into the US. His thinking goes something like this: …

      …”Maybe a custom made kaffiyeh will hide these ridiculous hair plugs.”

  4. Biden Wants More Unvetted Muslims Allowed Into the US. His Thinking Goes Something Like This: …

    Antifa is destroying buildings retail, let’s get the destruction going wholesale!

  5. Biden Wants More Unvetted Muslims Allowed Into the US. His Thinking Goes Something Like This: …

    He’s got to promise something to make up for 8 years of not ending Bush’s “war on Muslims”.

  6. Our enemies have so screwed their own pooches that if we are to be defeated it has to be from within.

    Phase B of plan A calls for the eradication of phase A, Antifa.

    He needs some props to add realism to this story he’s working on about his run in with a guy called Koran Pop.

  7. “Biden wants more unvetted Muslims allowed into the US. His thinking goes something like this: …”

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  8. Still…if I had to take my choice of Islam or Socialism I’ll take Islam every time. I say this because I’m a male and Islam is a man’s religion where as Socialism screws everyone (male and female) except the people at the top. Just ask yourself this…how many wives can an Islamic man have vs. how many husbands an Islamic woman can have? How many Islamic men have you heard of getting stoned to death for adultery vs. Islamic women stoned to death for the same offence? How many young Islamic men are forced into marriage vs. how many Islamic women? How many Islamic men are killed in “honer killings” vs. Islamic women? How many Islamic men have to get their wife’s permission before they can leave the house to go shopping? Under Socialism everyone gets screwed equally (except the leaders), under Islam mostly the women get screwed, just the way Mohamed wanted it.

  9. “Biden wants more unvetted Muslims allowed into the US. His thinking goes something like this: …”

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