…the only fireworks will be the reflection of burning police cars in the vapid gaze of Nancy Pelosi.
…the part of George Washington is being played by Donald Trump in the 2nd Revolutionary War, the Declaration of Independence written on Twitter. Interestingly, our call to arms was raised by our enemies.
Different this year: your Fourth of July barbecue…
We will be burning our masks.
Different this year: your Fourth of July barbecue…
will last all the rest of the year.
AMERICA, F*CK YEAH!
We only invite people we really like and tell the others to keep their social distance.
Pork tenderloin and fireworks have become hot dogs and the History Channel…
…the only fireworks will be the reflection of burning police cars in the vapid gaze of Nancy Pelosi.
…the part of George Washington is being played by Donald Trump in the 2nd Revolutionary War, the Declaration of Independence written on Twitter. Interestingly, our call to arms was raised by our enemies.