Straight Line of the Day: The provocative title of your autobiography would be…
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“Cat Like Me”
“Tuna Fishing in America”
…”How Do You Like Them Bellows, Huh?”
Never Sweat
…”I Only Take Meds That Start With A”
“Is Coke OK?”
The provocative title of your autobiography would be…
Epstein did not kill himself: One man’s journey to the truth
The provocative title of your autobiography would be…
KooKooKachoo, not Googoogajoob: A life as mixed metaphor
The provocative title of your autobiography would be…
A Patriotic Walrus looks back
Red, White, and Blubber
… “Bob, Don’t Weave”
Run Serpentine
Sh*t Happened
I Dropped the Baby…. I Don’t Know Why.
“Burnt”
I Did It for Randolph Scott!
Here’s Your F-in Shrubbery
Subtitled: The Struggles of an Ag Professor
The provocative title of your autobiography would be…
Cancel this!
Duck and Roll:
One Man’s Journey as a Restauranteer in a Warzone
…”Keeping the Kids Away from the Cigarette Machine: My Life as a Bowling Alley Desk Man”
How To Make Enemies and Alienate People
When Hell Froze Over, I Played Hockey
Lying cheating and stealing.
The story of how I became the supreme emperor of the universe, commander of the galactic fleet, and part time stage magician.
Where’d I park?
“It’s Basil NOT Basil, Damnit!” – Basil
Gawd, I hope there’s an audio version so I can finally get this right.
The provocative title of your autobiography would be…
My Struggle for Bacon, The Tales and Tribulations of an IMAO Commenter
They Laughed…Until They Didn’t.
Does This Look Infected?
He Needed Killin’
(10-Volume Set)
Coffee or Die!
The provocative title of your autobiography would be…
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll kiss $29.99 retail good-bye.
“Why Amazon Rocks: My Love For the Most Robust Book-Selling Machine on the Planet”
Hold my Beer and Watch This!
(published posthumously)
“Rico, Dianne and I”
The provocative title of your autobiography would be…
My short career and even shorter life: Clinton Dirt dished dirt cheap.
Hey Seller, Wanna Have A Good Time. Or How To Appease A Commie, From One Cowardly Capitalist Monopolist To Another.
The Autobiography of Malcolm Xbox
I’m That Guy Who Thinks Clown Make-up Makes You Look Hot
Never Let A Pedestal Go To Waste; Statues of Me, Wearing Blackface. By Ralph Northam.
I have a suspicion #2 would actually sell very well.
The provocative title of your autobiography would be…
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