Straight Line of the Day: Your idea of a good day…
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… finding out I’ll only earn $7.5 million this year.
…is when several Klingons die honorably.
… is earning a “Bacon” award from IMAO, so I have no clue what that’s like…
Up your comment game my man, up your game.
Your idea of a good day…
any day I wake up.
Your idea of a good day…
Ain’t got no pain…
Today!! It’s my birthday. I have a case of Corona! (it’s in the fridge) Gonna have Albertano’s Carne Asada for lunch.
Congratulations on surviving another circuit of the Sun!
My boss leaves me to myself but my wife doesn’t.
Loose change can often be found under sofa cushions
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentation of their women.
I dunno. My enemies’ women usually have real shrill voices. It tends to grate quickly.
You need better enemies…
What if your enemies are women? Do you hear the lamentations of the men?
No, they know better…
The day I find and kill the six-toed cat that killed my father.
1) Start out by telling all the people shaking their fists & DEMANDING CHANGE NOW to go pound sand.
2) Spend the rest of the day with all of the above minding their own beeswax and leaving me the $##&* alone, dammit!
When the only reason to get out of bed is to consume more coffee and bacon sandwiches.