Welcome to IMAO: Please Use a Coaster on the Table. Please Don’t Open the Doors. And Please Don’t Ask About the Portrait.

Posted by Oppo on 18 July 2020, 11:00 am

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Bob B

July 18, 2020 at 12:28 PM

So, what’s the story behind that striking painting?

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Bob B

July 18, 2020 at 12:30 PM

The wide door is to the left, the narrow doors to the right…

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Rodney dill

July 19, 2020 at 10:03 PM

What portrait?

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- walruskkkch
  
  July 19, 2020 at 10:20 PM
  
  Don’t ask.
  
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