Straight Line of the Day: Biden Has Postponed Choosing a VP for Another Week. Possible Reasons Include… Posted by Oppo on 1 August 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Biden has postponed choosing a VP for another week. Possible reasons include… Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
He is still waiting on the follicle sample of three possible candidates. Loading... Reply to this comment
…his choices for VP are no better than the ones Democrats had for the presidential nominee. Loading... Reply to this comment
Waiting on Covid-19 test results before conducting the nostril blow event. Loading... Reply to this comment
He was confused and embarrassed because he thought the euphemism for toilet paper was “TP” not “VP” and didn’t want to say anything. Loading... Reply to this comment
… when he comes to the door with his shotgun, the candidates all run away… Loading... Reply to this comment
Biden has postponed choosing a VP for another week. Possible reasons include… He’s an idiot. Loading... Reply to this comment
Biden has postponed choosing a VP for another week. Possible reasons include… He’s and idiot, seriously. Loading... Reply to this comment
Biden has postponed choosing a VP for another week. Possible reasons include… the planets weren’t aligned properly and he had a blocked Chakra. Loading... Reply to this comment
Biden has postponed choosing a VP for another week. Possible reasons include… George Soros hasn’t told him who to select yet. Loading... Reply to this comment
… less than satisfactory answers on the vetting questionnaire concerning skills at reorganizing deck chairs on the Titanic. … at the vetting seance, Eleanor Roosevelt laughed at him. … he’s been busy filming updated commercials about a mind being a terrible thing to waste. Loading... Reply to this comment
Biden has postponed choosing a VP for another week. Possible reasons include… …All the possible intelligent & classy women of color VP choices are conservatives. Loading... Reply to this comment
Biden has postponed choosing a VP for another week. Possible reasons include… …Frederica Wilson wears a hat and he can’t smell her hair easily & Kamala’s new face is just too weird for the voters. Loading... Reply to this comment
…so far, their plans to murder him after the election sound painful, and rather scary to a five year old. …those hair extensions make them all smell like Amy Winehouse. …only gets laughter after asking where all the white women at? Loading... Reply to this comment
…he has to be reminded that Homer Simpson cannot be his VP because he is a cartoon character. …he tries to ask the idiot that Obama ran with, but someone always calls him at that exact moment he dials. Loading... Reply to this comment
Mommy hasn’t reminded him he’s running for President this morning.
He is still waiting on the follicle sample of three possible candidates.
He forgot to wind his calendar.
…his choices for VP are no better than the ones Democrats had for the presidential nominee.
Xi Jinping hasn’t finished vetting them all yet.
Waiting on Covid-19 test results before conducting the nostril blow event.
…he sometimes forgets what he’s doing.
…candidates keep running away from him.
…he always laughs when someone says “Number Two”.
He was confused and embarrassed because he thought the euphemism for toilet paper was “TP” not “VP” and didn’t want to say anything.
…he likes both Charmin and Cottonelle equally.
… he’s having trouble picking the perfect color…
… when he comes to the door with his shotgun, the candidates all run away…
Biden has postponed choosing a VP for another week. Possible reasons include…
He’s an idiot.
Biden has postponed choosing a VP for another week. Possible reasons include…
He’s and idiot, seriously.
Biden has postponed choosing a VP for another week. Possible reasons include…
the planets weren’t aligned properly and he had a blocked Chakra.
Biden has postponed choosing a VP for another week. Possible reasons include…
George Soros hasn’t told him who to select yet.
… less than satisfactory answers on the vetting questionnaire concerning skills at reorganizing deck chairs on the Titanic.
… at the vetting seance, Eleanor Roosevelt laughed at him.
… he’s been busy filming updated commercials about a mind being a terrible thing to waste.
Just plum forgot…
Dog faced pony soldier not available.
“Why do I have to pick a vice-president? I’M the vice-president!”
Biden has postponed choosing a VP for another week. Possible reasons include…
…All the possible intelligent & classy women of color VP choices are conservatives.
Biden has postponed choosing a VP for another week. Possible reasons include…
…Frederica Wilson wears a hat and he can’t smell her hair easily & Kamala’s new face is just too weird for the voters.
None of them pass the sniff test.
…so far, their plans to murder him after the election sound painful, and rather scary to a five year old.
…those hair extensions make them all smell like Amy Winehouse.
…only gets laughter after asking where all the white women at?
He is concerned about what people may think about his VP-ness.
…he keeps misspelling VP
…he has to be reminded that Homer Simpson cannot be his VP because he is a cartoon character.
…he tries to ask the idiot that Obama ran with, but someone always calls him at that exact moment he dials.