Straight Line of the Day: In His Campaign To Be the Next Sith Lord, Joe Biden Promises… Posted by Oppo on 25 August 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises… Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
To destroy Chicago, as it’s even a more wretched hive of scum and villain than Mos Eisley spaceport. Oh…and to jack-up everyone’s taxes of course. Loading... Reply to this comment
He will convince a ineffectual multi-national body to sit around and do nothing while evil guys with Chinese accents conquer other nations? Loading... Reply to this comment
In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises… …to live long and prosper. Loading... Reply to this comment
In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises… …to read the entire instruction manual for the sonic screwdriver. Loading... Reply to this comment
In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises… …free meals for Ewoks. Loading... Reply to this comment
… “Something, you know, the thing, something, dark side. “Something, you know, the thing, something, complete.” Loading... Reply to this comment
…to always wear a mask and let James Earl Jones speak for him. …inject so much Botox that he can destroy planets with his Death Stare. …reminisce about his tough upbringing and that time he played chicken with a Millennium Ford Falcon. Loading... Reply to this comment
… to suddenly silence millions of voices. (He didn’t realize the mic was on.) Loading... Reply to this comment
In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises… a little bit of Sith, a little bit of Sath. Loading... Reply to this comment
In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises… He will use Barbara not Basil. Loading... Reply to this comment
In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises… to defund the Force. Loading... Reply to this comment
In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises… Harris makes a great Darth Vader even if it prevents him from sniffing her hair. Loading... Reply to this comment
He’s going to alter the constitution the, the, you know the thing. Pray he doesn’t alter it further. Loading... Reply to this comment
… tell Hunter they will rule the galaxy country together as father and son … Loading... Reply to this comment
…In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again. Loading... Reply to this comment
that they will never win the battle over him sniffing hair, because his nose has the “high” ground. Loading... Reply to this comment
In His Campaign To Be the Next Sith Lord, Joe Biden Promises… …two banthas in every pot. Loading... Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises… That taxes will be raised for a new Death Star. Loading... Reply to this comment
… he will put an end to those meddling kids, once and for all…
… he will only explore the “Dark Side” when he is behind your back…
that his sniff is longer than your sniff
To destroy Chicago, as it’s even a more wretched hive of scum and villain than Mos Eisley spaceport. Oh…and to jack-up everyone’s taxes of course.
….that the darkside has cookies.
…that the Sith is really gonna hit the fans.
He will convince a ineffectual multi-national body to sit around and do nothing while evil guys with Chinese accents conquer other nations?
In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises…
…to live long and prosper.
In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises…
…to read the entire instruction manual for the sonic screwdriver.
In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises…
…free meals for Ewoks.
Ewwww… Soylent Ewok…
Mighty good eatin’
“Ewoks: They’re Woke Spelled Sideways”
… “Something, you know, the thing, something, dark side.
“Something, you know, the thing, something, complete.”
…to always wear a mask and let James Earl Jones speak for him.
…inject so much Botox that he can destroy planets with his Death Stare.
…reminisce about his tough upbringing and that time he played chicken with a Millennium Ford Falcon.
…that the cops will never shoot first.
… to suddenly silence millions of voices. (He didn’t realize the mic was on.)
In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises…
a little bit of Sith, a little bit of Sath.
In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises…
He will use Barbara not Basil.
In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises…
to defund the Force.
In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises…
Harris makes a great Darth Vader even if it prevents him from sniffing her hair.
He’s going to alter the
constitutionthe, the, you know the thing. Pray he doesn’t alter it further.…you’ll be doing the French Mistake.
…that he’ll clean up Mos Eisley Spaceport
…to switch from sniff to blow
… tell Hunter they will rule the
galaxycountry together as father and son ……In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.
There’s no Chance that Biden could say something like that.
True…. a better title for a Biden movie would be…. Being Where?
that they will never win the battle over him sniffing hair, because his nose has the “high” ground.
In His Campaign To Be the Next Sith Lord, Joe Biden Promises…
…two banthas in every pot.
Straight Line of the Day: In his campaign to be the next Sith lord, Joe Biden promises…
That taxes will be raised for a new Death Star.