Who’s a Good Boy Now? Posted by Oppo on 3 August 2020, 4:00 pm Pushed off the table by DamnCat: If you have content you’d like to submit, please use our submissions page.
With diamonds you could get a woman to keep you warm instead of dogs. Not that I’m judging. [he said judgingly] Reply to this comment
If you own diamonds you have to lock your doors, with dogs, not so much. A diamond also won’t jump up on your in-laws with muddy paws. Reply to this comment
Cats will piss on them just to piss you off.
How come we’re stuck with dogs while a woman’s best friend is diamonds??
Diamonds won’t keep you warm on a 3 dog night.
With diamonds you could get a woman to keep you warm instead of dogs. Not that I’m judging. [he said judgingly]
With dogs you don’t have to rebuy so frequently.
If you own diamonds you have to lock your doors, with dogs, not so much.
A diamond also won’t jump up on your in-laws with muddy paws.