It was a bleak, moonless night, with the waning half moon not due to rise for three hours. I was tossing back a few, have just received a delivery of my favorite libations from Grubhub. Netflix was lit, as I took inventory of my paper goods and cleaned my weapons in anticipation of a long night of senseless worrying…
…having a fifth or pleading the fifth. Same/Same.
….sorry, my Biden memory forbids me answering that question.
…celebrating my grandson’s birthday. (he’s Airborne, you know.)
Respectfully, I can neither confirm nor deny I was there during those particular hours nor do I recall the date. Do I qualify for a cushy gov’t job?
Trying & failing the Daily Challenge for Cadence of Hyrule.
Sadly, I list the memory of that day in a tragic boating accident.
AM or PM?
It was a bleak, moonless night, with the waning half moon not due to rise for three hours. I was tossing back a few, have just received a delivery of my favorite libations from Grubhub. Netflix was lit, as I took inventory of my paper goods and cleaned my weapons in anticipation of a long night of senseless worrying…
Apparently, posting a comment (“Sorry Frank, but I can’t do that.” ) to the website of record…
Just one question: where were you between 8:30 and 10 on the night of May 13th?
I wasn’t born yet you fool.
Just one question: where were you between 8:30 and 10 on the night of May 13th?
Where I was.
Just one question: where were you between 8:30 and 10 on the night of May 13th?
It was dark, I couldn’t make it out.
Just one question: where were you between 8:30 and 10 on the night of May 13th?
No other questions? Good. I plead Democrat, I don’t remember.
As the key master I had the sworn duty to locate the gatekeeper and unlock her gate, if you know what I mean.
I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me. You can’t prove a thing.
Is that according to the Gregorian or Julian calendar?
Mayan.
In that case, I was re-enacting the sacrifice of the Hero Twin Hunahpu, of course…
At THAT time of day? Interesting. Very interesting.
I was, uh, c’mon man, I was, uh, doing the…you know, the thing and if anyone says different they’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier!
Where’s my pudding?
Actually, I just skipped right over that entire day.
Nine
You gotta be a bit more specific, dude. What year are we talking about?
I was 106 miles from Chicago, I had a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it was dark… and I was wearing sunglasses.
I wasn’t with Hunter Biden doing hookers & blow. It’s another cat that looks just like me in those pictures Rudy has. Honest!
Black out drunk of course, in Hell, with Johnny M and the boys.