Little-known fact: when Columbus discovered North America, he said…
…”It’s an easy way to make money in your spare time. And if you get other people to sign up for the program, then you get a percentage of what they sell, too.”
In fourteen hundred and ninety-two a dago from it-tally,
Was walking thru the streets of Spain and p!ssin’ in the alley!
He said the world was roundo!
He said it could be foundo!
That calculatin’, m@sterbatin’ sonofabitch Columbo!
… “Just wait ‘til they get a load of me!”…
I gotta get me a real-estate licence.
… “It’s my privilege to be here… “
“I’m going to Disneyland!”
… “Hey, Giuseppe, I think we took a wrong turn in Alcacer do Sal…”
…”I am an immigrant and I bring much needed diversity!”
“Somebody’s gotta go back to Spain and get a s–tload of dimes.”
LEEROY JENKINS!
Ya di buckety
Rum ting phutaow!
Ni ni ni yaoooow!
…”Would you mind if I mambo dogface to the banana patch?”
…”Ecky ecky ecky ecky pakang zoom-poing!”
Ni
Ah, yes. The origins of the Knights of Columbus who said Ni.
…”great place for Pirate hangout.”
…”I have come her to chew bubble gum and kick arse…and I’m allllll outa bubble gum…”
…”parli italiano?”
…”Does anybody know what time it is?”
6 to 4.
25 or 6 to 4
Does anybody really care?
Sure, it’s Hoody-Doody time.
Get a better watch.
Little-known fact: when Columbus discovered North America, he said…
“Look guys, no walls!”
Little-known fact: when Columbus discovered North America, he said…
“All right, what’s all this then?”
Little-known fact: when Columbus discovered North America, he said…
“How did Verspucci get here first?”
Little-known fact: when Columbus discovered North America, he said…
“I just got here from Spain, boy are my arms tired.”
Little-known fact: when Columbus discovered North America, he said…
“White Cliffs of Dover?”
…”anybody got any of that Columbian Coffee I keep hearing about?”
Little-known fact: when Columbus discovered North America, he said…
“Nice place you got here. Pity if something should ‘happen’ to it.”
Little-known fact: when Columbus discovered North America, he said…
something in Italian, doubt any natives could figure it out.
Little-known fact: when Columbus discovered North America, he said…
“from hence forth let it be known in this new world that it is Basil, not Basil!”
… “Man, those vikings are never gonna let us live this down.”
“I make tights look good.”
“Who the heck is Kilroy… and when was he here?”
“I have got a great deal on a mattress for you!”
Should a toined left at Alba-coikey!
Little-known fact: when Columbus discovered North America, he said…
…”It’s an easy way to make money in your spare time. And if you get other people to sign up for the program, then you get a percentage of what they sell, too.”
Little-known fact: when Columbus discovered North America, he said…
…”Crap. I told Isabella there would be jewels and silks. Looks like the only thing I’m bringing back is jaundice and scurvy.”
…”Marco?”
Polo
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
He landed in the Bahamas, not Detroit.
Never the less…we must be cautious.
“Dis ain’t Pismo Beach…. must’ve taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.”
“Where’s the Nigerian prince who was supposed to meet me here and give me 38 million pesos?”
Little-known fact: when Columbus discovered North America, he said…
“Diego, register them as Democrats and hand out the ballots.”
When Columbus Discovered North America, He Said…
…”Make North America Great.”
When Columbus Discovered North America, He Said…
…”It all are belong to us.”
Where da white women at?
Couple of thousand miles to your east.
Look, the place is populated by a bunch of strange speaking, red-skinned beings. I’m not saying they’re space aliens, but …
When Columbus Discovered North America, He Said…
By the way…you’re all Catholics now!
…You know, I’d kill for a cigarette right now.
…OK, dammit. We’re here so you can all shut up. And pee.
…Let me paint a picture of myself and then we can go home.
…Pull over here while I work on this invention. I call it racism.
When Columbus Discovered North America, He Said…
“I coulda go for one spicy meatballa!”
In fourteen hundred and ninety-two a dago from it-tally,
Was walking thru the streets of Spain and p!ssin’ in the alley!
He said the world was roundo!
He said it could be foundo!
That calculatin’, m@sterbatin’ sonofabitch Columbo!
I’ve been trying to reach you about your car warranty
Indians? Sure. They all look the same to me.