Straight Line of the Day: October Surprise! Suddenly, It’s Revealed That Trump… Posted by Oppo on 1 October 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump…
The Great Trumpkin? As an alternative to the more traditional political parties of Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny? Why not? While the media continues to be Lucy with the football. Reply to this comment
… has a verbal tic that doesn’t allow anyone else to complete a sentence uninterrupted… Reply to this comment
Gets his strategy for dealing with the Russians by watching Rocky & Bullwinkle foil Boris and Natasha Reply to this comment
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump… …single-handedly caused the extinction of orange-furred retrolemurs just to keep his wigmaker stocked. Reply to this comment
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump… …takes three scoops when Melania is out of town. Reply to this comment
The conspirators were going to use Biden, but he’s never been a straight shooter. Reply to this comment
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump… …came in last place in his high-school Monopoly tournament. Reply to this comment
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump… … plagiarized the title of his book from one of his Atlantic City casino workers. Reply to this comment
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump… …sent an invitation to visit the White House on the fiftieth anniversary of the Apollo 11 mission to Buzz Lightyear. Reply to this comment
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump… …had the “red button” switched out for a 24 carat gold, diamond encrusted button designed by Tiffany’s. Reply to this comment
… created the Space Force specifically to fulfill the IMAO vision for moon nuking… Reply to this comment
…is not orange, he was actually born Caucasian. The left just identifies him as orange. Reply to this comment
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump… … is just a liiiiiiiiiitle bit aggressive. Reply to this comment
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump… Couldn’t care less about your feelings snowflake. Reply to this comment
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump… controls the pumpkin spice trade. Reply to this comment
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump… will be on the bestest behavior, swearsies! Reply to this comment
… was Monica Lewinsky’s recruiter into the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. … once subscribed to the New York Times. … isn’t leaving the White House until January, 2025. Wait, that’s the November Surprise. Reply to this comment
Is constantly sniffing the hair if little girls and making inappropriate comments. Reply to this comment
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump… Was the real inventor of the Le Petomane Thruway tollgate. Reply to this comment
Not really. But the surprise may turn out to be that he is cured by the HQ treatment before the election thus discrediting everything the media has to say about the disease. Or he could die, we will see. Reply to this comment
There must be a way for me to weasel my way into the white house behind this…there just must be!! ~ H. Clinton (lurking in the underbrush) Reply to this comment
…is still a shameless narcissist even after being humbled by the presidency.
…finally showed up at the pumpkin patch, and murdered Linus.
he would have gotten away with it had it been on 5th avenue.
It still doesn’t move the needle on his electability…
The Great Trumpkin? As an alternative to the more traditional political parties of Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny? Why not?
While the media continues to be Lucy with the football.
…likes hot dames.
So does everyone….except Mayor Pete.
… once picked his feet in Poughkeepsie…
… has a verbal tic that doesn’t allow anyone else to complete a sentence uninterrupted…
Gets his strategy for dealing with the Russians by watching Rocky & Bullwinkle foil Boris and Natasha
…does not respond well to “mute” buttons.
…like Old Man Noah, knows a thing or two.
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump…
…single-handedly caused the extinction of orange-furred retrolemurs just to keep his wigmaker stocked.
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump…
…takes three scoops when Melania is out of town.
…was the second gunman on the Grassy Knoll.
The conspirators were going to use Biden, but he’s never been a straight shooter.
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump…
…came in last place in his high-school Monopoly tournament.
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump…
… plagiarized the title of his book from one of his Atlantic City casino workers.
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump…
…sent an invitation to visit the White House on the fiftieth anniversary of the Apollo 11 mission to Buzz Lightyear.
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump…
…had the “red button” switched out for a 24 carat gold, diamond encrusted button designed by Tiffany’s.
… created the Space Force specifically to fulfill the IMAO vision for moon nuking…
…is not orange, he was actually born Caucasian. The left just identifies him as orange.
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump…
… is just a liiiiiiiiiitle bit aggressive.
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump…
Couldn’t care less about your feelings snowflake.
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump…
controls the pumpkin spice trade.
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump…
was the matador.
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump…
will be on the bestest behavior, swearsies!
… was Monica Lewinsky’s recruiter into the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
… once subscribed to the New York Times.
… isn’t leaving the White House until January, 2025. Wait, that’s the November Surprise.
…was Keyser Soze the whole time.
Once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Was administratively discharged from the Navy for failing a drug test.
The Russian Navy?
Is constantly sniffing the hair if little girls and making inappropriate comments.
Took numerous flight with Jeffrey Epstein to his island.
Naw! That was bill Clinton!
Is the POTUS.
October Surprise! Suddenly, it’s revealed that Trump…
Was the real inventor of the Le Petomane Thruway tollgate.
….has Covid-19.
Too soon?
Not really. But the surprise may turn out to be that he is cured by the HQ treatment before the election thus discrediting everything the media has to say about the disease. Or he could die, we will see.
There must be a way for me to weasel my way into the white house behind this…there just must be!! ~ H. Clinton (lurking in the underbrush)