Straight Line of the Day: More Poetic Justice Posted by Oppo on 30 October 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: More poetic justice: Once a candidate JoeWent as far as he could goAnd he said, with a scowl:“I’d throw in the towel…”
Once a candidate Joe Went as far as he could go And he said, with a scowl: “I’d throw in the towel…” When I get my 10% of the dough. Reply to this comment
Once a candidate Joe Went as far as he could go And he said, with a scowl: “I’d throw in the towel…” Look! Squirrel!! Reply to this comment
Once a candidate Joe Went as far as he could go And he said, with a scowl: “I’d throw in the towel…” “And give the reins to the Hoe.” Reply to this comment
“… but c’mon, man! I remember when girls were girls, and men were men… we could use a man like Margaret Sanger again, and, and, and… we only need to… you know it as well as I do… is it cap time yet?” Reply to this comment
Once a candidate Joe Went as far as he could go And he said, with a scowl: “I’d throw in the towel…” Just to have that young lass hold my dowel….. Reply to this comment
Once a candidate Joe Went as far as he could go And he said, with a scowl: “I’d throw in the towel… if Hunter had been more like Beau.” Reply to this comment
…But for honoring the quid pro quo …If It weren’t for dementia’s throes …But my bowels are a creek up which I row …Congress won’t impeach My brains out of reach Unlike the little girl’s hair in bows Reply to this comment
Once a candidate Joe Went as far as he could go And he said, with a scowl: “I’d throw in the towel… For my own reality show. Reply to this comment
“… if you’d just give me the hookers and blow!”
… “But — Climax Change — Twenty Below!”
Once a candidate Joe
Went as far as he could go
And he said, with a scowl:
“I’d throw in the towel…”
When I get my 10% of the dough.
Once a candidate Joe
Went as far as he could go
And he said, with a scowl:
“I’d throw in the towel…”
Look! Squirrel!!
Once a candidate Joe
Went as far as he could go
And he said, with a scowl:
“I’d throw in the towel…”
“And give the reins to the Hoe.”
“… It’ll come as no great a surprise,
Just as soon as I can plagiarize…”
I’m Neil Kinnock and I approve this message.
“… but c’mon, man! I remember when girls were girls, and men were men… we could use a man like Margaret Sanger again, and, and, and… we only need to… you know it as well as I do… is it cap time yet?”
Once a candidate Joe
Went as far as he could go
And he said, with a scowl:
“I’d throw in the towel…”
Just to have that young lass hold my dowel…..
Once a candidate Joe
Went as far as he could go
And he said, with a scowl:
“I’d throw in the towel…
if Hunter had been more like Beau.”
Dead?
… but trunalimunumaprzure Man!
Joe Biden wins!
… but Jill just keeps saying “no”.
…But for honoring the quid pro quo
…If It weren’t for dementia’s throes
…But my bowels are a creek up which I row
…Congress won’t impeach
My brains out of reach
Unlike the little girl’s hair in bows
Once a candidate Joe
Went as far as he could go
And he said, with a scowl:
“I’d throw in the towel…
For my own reality show.