Straight Line of the Day: More poetic justice:
Once a candidate Joe
Went as far as he could go
And he said, with a scowl:
“I’d throw in the towel…”
Straight Line of the Day: More poetic justice:
Once a candidate Joe
Went as far as he could go
And he said, with a scowl:
“I’d throw in the towel…”
“… if you’d just give me the hookers and blow!”
… “But — Climax Change — Twenty Below!”
Once a candidate Joe
Went as far as he could go
And he said, with a scowl:
“I’d throw in the towel…”
When I get my 10% of the dough.
Once a candidate Joe
Went as far as he could go
And he said, with a scowl:
“I’d throw in the towel…”
Look! Squirrel!!
Once a candidate Joe
Went as far as he could go
And he said, with a scowl:
“I’d throw in the towel…”
“And give the reins to the Hoe.”
“… It’ll come as no great a surprise,
Just as soon as I can plagiarize…”
I’m Neil Kinnock and I approve this message.
“… but c’mon, man! I remember when girls were girls, and men were men… we could use a man like Margaret Sanger again, and, and, and… we only need to… you know it as well as I do… is it cap time yet?”
Once a candidate Joe
Went as far as he could go
And he said, with a scowl:
“I’d throw in the towel…”
Just to have that young lass hold my dowel…..
Once a candidate Joe
Went as far as he could go
And he said, with a scowl:
“I’d throw in the towel…
if Hunter had been more like Beau.”
Dead?
… but trunalimunumaprzure Man!
Joe Biden wins!
… but Jill just keeps saying “no”.
…But for honoring the quid pro quo
…If It weren’t for dementia’s throes
…But my bowels are a creek up which I row
…Congress won’t impeach
My brains out of reach
Unlike the little girl’s hair in bows
Once a candidate Joe
Went as far as he could go
And he said, with a scowl:
“I’d throw in the towel…
For my own reality show.