Straight Line of the Day: Computer Analysts Have Now Concluded… Posted by Oppo on 1 December 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Computer analysts have now concluded…
… whenever they assume what the data should look look like, they make an ass out of you and me, and garbage of their results… Reply to this comment
Computer analysts have now concluded… Too many Americans will believe anything the Media says. Reply to this comment
And small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. Reply to this comment
Computer analysts have now concluded… even AI can benefit from a little couch time. Reply to this comment
Computer analysts have now concluded… the occupation is not a chick magnet they thought it would be. Reply to this comment
That seat-to-keyboard is the most frequent error in any/all business applications. Reply to this comment
Computer analysts have now concluded: Be wary of investing in Egyptian real estate. It could be a pyramid scheme. I’ll see myself out. Reply to this comment
Computer analysts have now concluded… the missing evidence from the Kelner case wouldn’t have conclusively proven his innocence. Reply to this comment
…there are 10 kinds of people…. Those that understand binary, and those that don’t. Reply to this comment
…The GIGO standard is no longer valid. You are getting considerably more garbage out than you are putting in nowadays. Reply to this comment
That there are two type of people in the world: Those that can draw conclusions from incomplete data Reply to this comment
Computer analysts have now concluded… …lunch and will be returning your call shortly. Reply to this comment
Computer analysts have now concluded… … that the almost certain benefits of artificial intelligence will be far outweighed by the potential drawbacks of artificial stupidity. Reply to this comment
…that you do not compute.
… whenever they assume what the data should look look like, they make an ass out of you and me, and garbage of their results…
… that some things just don’t add up about this election…
Computer analysts have now concluded…
it is definitely Basil and not Basil.
Computer analysts have now concluded…
Too many Americans will believe anything the Media says.
…HAL 9000 wasn’t that bad.
Except for the HALitosis…
…men are from mars, women are from Venus, and analysts are from Uranus.
And small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
… AI? Ai-ai-ai!!!
Computer analysts have now concluded…
even AI can benefit from a little couch time.
Computer analysts have now concluded…
Epstein may still be alive.
That could be possible since we all know he didn’t commit suicide.
Computer analysts have now concluded…
it could be Folgers Crystals.
It could be a tumor.
It’s not a toooma.
Computer analysts have now concluded…
the occupation is not a chick magnet they thought it would be.
Amen
That seat-to-keyboard is the most frequent error in any/all business applications.
Computer analysts have now concluded…
Tilden DID beat Hayes.
Computer analysts have now concluded: Be wary of investing in Egyptian real estate. It could be a pyramid scheme.
I’ll see myself out.
Don’t forget to shut the door.
That’s a cursed comment.
Computer analysts have now concluded…
the missing evidence from the Kelner case wouldn’t have conclusively proven his innocence.
…on a clear disk, you can seek forever.
…there are 10 kinds of people…. Those that understand binary, and those that don’t.
LOL
…The GIGO standard is no longer valid. You are getting considerably more garbage out than you are putting in nowadays.
+1.3 for every -.3
That even the robot women end up going for the meat heads.
32767 is the end.
That there are two type of people in the world:
Those that can draw conclusions from incomplete data
I draw the conclusion that you are correct.
Skynet took too long.
Computer analysts have now concluded…
…lunch and will be returning your call shortly.
Computer analysts have now concluded…
… that the almost certain benefits of artificial intelligence will be far outweighed by the potential drawbacks of artificial stupidity.