Straight Line of the Day: Alarmingly, No Legal Gun Owner Shot Anyone Today. Therefore… Posted by Oppo on 17 March 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Alarmingly, no legal gun owner shot anyone today. Therefore…
Alarmingly, no legal gun owner shot anyone today. Therefore… the Guam National Guard can stand down. 6 Reply to this comment
Alarmingly, no legal gun owner shot anyone today. Therefore… this proves the guns themselves are doing all the killing. 2 Reply to this comment
Alarmingly, no legal gun owner shot anyone today. Therefore… Beto is doing the right thing. 2 Reply to this comment
Alarmingly, no legal gun owner shot anyone today. Therefore… Biden is wonderful! 1 Reply to this comment
Alarmingly, no legal gun owner shot anyone today. Therefore… we must fake a shooting to get our gun bill passed! 3 Reply to this comment
… the guns are not needed by legal owners so the government will confiscate them anyway. 1 Reply to this comment
No Legal Gun Owner Shot Anyone Today. Therefore… The settlement funds set aside in urban utopias shall remain untouched. 1 Reply to this comment
we’ll have to rely on the illegal gun owners to pick up the slack, but they don’t come out until after dark, so please be patient. 4 Reply to this comment
That one got moderated, too! What, they’re not fans of Star Wars? Well, don’t feel bad: it appears that Walrus’s comment “Great movie” was moderated, too. Reply to this comment
Check it out. Under “Comments,” that and both of our electro-Who-Cardial Schnook comments say “Awaiting Spam Check.” Reply to this comment
Does the Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam get that same check? 1 Reply to this comment
No legal gun owner shot anyone today, therefore… Wayne La Pierre will celebrate by purchasing another $4000 suit. 1 Reply to this comment
…but a house did drop out of the blue on someone out there that did look suspiciously like Nancy Pelosi. 1 Reply to this comment
…Science! says male enhancement supplements really do work. …post homicide rejoinder industry forced to lay off thousands. Women and children hardest hit. …Tuesday was National Shoot Now, Ask Questions Wednesday Day. 2 Reply to this comment
Alarmingly, no legal gun owner shot anyone today. Therefore…
the Guam National Guard can stand down.
Alarmingly, no legal gun owner shot anyone today. Therefore…
this proves the guns themselves are doing all the killing.
Alarmingly, no legal gun owner shot anyone today. Therefore…
Beto is doing the right thing.
Alarmingly, no legal gun owner shot anyone today. Therefore…
Biden is wonderful!
Alarmingly, no legal gun owner shot anyone today. Therefore…
we must fake a shooting to get our gun bill passed!
… the guns are not needed by legal owners so the government will confiscate them anyway.
Wow…. I’m not sure why that one is waiting moderation.
Me neither. What word or phrase bothered the software??
Mandatory BATF gun comment waiting period.
…it’s best to remember, Day Ain’t Over Yet.
. . . the media will have to go to Plan B, make up stuff about Trump
No Legal Gun Owner Shot Anyone Today. Therefore…
The settlement funds set aside in urban utopias shall remain untouched.
we’ll have to rely on the illegal gun owners to pick up the slack, but they don’t come out until after dark, so please be patient.
Outdoor temps gotta come up a little too, Fam…..
…that’s his story and he’s sticking to it.
…nobody needs legal guns!
… it’s Wednesday…
…you better check for a fully functional Deathstar under his bed.
That one got moderated, too! What, they’re not fans of Star Wars?
Well, don’t feel bad: it appears that Walrus’s comment “Great movie” was moderated, too.
What?!?
Check it out. Under “Comments,” that and both of our electro-Who-Cardial Schnook comments say “Awaiting Spam Check.”
Does the Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam get that same check?
Moderation in the pursuit of humorous comments is no vice…
…. you better check for a fully functional Deathstar under his bed.
…two more weeks of lockdown!
No legal gun owner shot anyone today, therefore…
Wayne La Pierre will celebrate by purchasing another $4000 suit.
…but a house did drop out of the blue on someone out there that did look suspiciously like Nancy Pelosi.
… we can conclude legal gun owners are lazy.
…Science! says male enhancement supplements really do work.
…post homicide rejoinder industry forced to lay off thousands. Women and children hardest hit.
…Tuesday was National Shoot Now, Ask Questions Wednesday Day.