One afternoon Nancy Pelosi was riding in the back of her limousine when she saw two men eating grass by the roadside. She ordered her driver to stop and she got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?” she asked them.
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“Oh, come along with me then,” said Nancy.
“But mam, I have a wife with six children,” the second man answered.
“Bring them as well.”
They all climbed into the limousine – no easy task – and one of the poor fellows said, “Mam, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
“No problem,” said Nancy, “The grass in my yard is about two feet tall.”
. . . gave away everyone’s money except her own.
Nothing rare about that.
…let Kevin McCarthy touch Klaus…. her monkey.
In a rare burst of generosity, Nancy Pelosi ….
only used the smaller gavel to silence her detractors.
as she shook her INDEX finger at them.
In a rare burst of generosity, Nancy Pelosi ….
increased the minimum wage to $25/hr.
I bet she exempted her hubbies winery..
… granted a civil nod towards the Squad, instead of cursing and spitting…
…pulled her lower lip over her head and swallowed.
…allowed an undocumented migrant family of 12 live in her back up summer home’s spare shoe closet for a week until they could get on their feet.
In a rare burst of generosity, Nancy Pelosi ….
…let Biden think he has any say in governing.
She was heard to say “Dock that CinC a day’s pay!”
She let a homeless child lick the empty carton of her 14 dollar a pint ice cream.
Had 2 pints to celebrate.
And it wasn’t ice cream.
In a rare burst of generosity, Nancy Pelosi ….
deposited your stimulus check for you…
in her bank account.
. . . allowed her illegal hires to only work 14 hours yesterday instead of the usual 15.
In a rare burst of generosity, Nancy Pelosi ….
let you lick clean her muddy shoes…peasant.
Hey Nadler, now go get yer @@!!%&** shine box
…offered someone she unseated 2 seats at the next showing of Rent.
. . . sent pictures of her freezer contents to the kids at the border.
In a rare burst of generosity, Nancy Pelosi ….
refrained from having any Trump supporters executed this week.
In a rare burst of generosity, Nancy Pelosi ….
pronounced it Basil and not Basil.
. . . gave permission to the Vatican for the Pope to Photoshop a picture with her.
She did worry that the Pope might well burst into flame if he accepted the offer.
returned the doorman’s “Good Morning” with a grunt.
… let us eat cake.
…lets the younger congresswomen ride the wild wooden gavel ride.
Heh heh…. I mean … How DARE you?
Keep in mind, it’s a giant novelty gavel.
It may be wooden, but she won’t let them badger it.
…left a whole mess of someone else’s dimes by the toll to Rock Ridge.
In a rare burst of generosity, Nancy Pelosi ….
Showed Newsom she’s better than some young tart on his staff.
distributed coupons for buy 10 get 1 free Starkist.
…left a few drops of vodka in the bottle.
Impossible.
Oops! You’re’ right, it wasn’t intentional. She went right back to suck out what was remaining. My bad.
…only counted the silver twice before she allowed the staff to be released.
…added an extra pinch of eye of newt.
…donated some spit for a Capitol police officer’s shoe shine.
…went ahead and gave Steve Harvey all our money. And Georgia.
One afternoon Nancy Pelosi was riding in the back of her limousine when she saw two men eating grass by the roadside. She ordered her driver to stop and she got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?” she asked them.
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“Oh, come along with me then,” said Nancy.
“But mam, I have a wife with six children,” the second man answered.
“Bring them as well.”
They all climbed into the limousine – no easy task – and one of the poor fellows said, “Mam, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
“No problem,” said Nancy, “The grass in my yard is about two feet tall.”