the only logical response…is to do nothing. Earth has heated up and cooled off in a ridiculously wide range long before man had any effect (which is doubtful that he has any measurable or significant effect). You did say logical, right?
…is I’m holdin’ out for somethin’ better. I figure eff it, while I’m at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard. I could be elected president.
Sorry you just disqualified yourself from the presidency by joining the National Guard. We don’t want you militaristic types in the White House! Draft dodgers only need apply.
Oh no! As Greta warned us, mean temperatures are rising daily! ! The only logical response…
Enjoy Spring.
It’s March. Duh. And it’s not just the mean temperatures, the nice temperatures are rising too!
Oh No! As Greta Warned Us, Mean Temperatures Are Rising Daily! ! The Only Logical Response…
cancel temperatures until they learn to be nicer. (the mean ones offend me)
… is to ask the temperatures to stop being so mean…
Beat me to it!
Oh no! As Greta warned us, mean temperatures are rising daily! ! The only logical response…
change the definition of temperature, rising and daily to fit your reality.
Oh No! As Greta Warned Us, Mean Temperatures Are Rising Daily! ! The Only Logical Response…
blame whitey.
… open every refrigerator door in the world until things cool down…
Oh no! As Greta warned us, mean temperatures are rising daily! ! The only logical response…
“How dare it!”
Replace the batteries in the AC thermostat.
…ban guns.
Cancel summer
… is to start a new ad campaign to freeze the mean temperature. Find someone to relate to the young – get the Fonz – he’s cool…
cancel Greta
Oh no! As Greta warned us, mean temperatures are rising daily! ! The only logical response…
everyone must wear 2 masks.
Step one: Fence stolen childhoods and dreams.
Step two: Use proceeds to build perpetual motion machine.
Step three: Use perpetual motion machine to power Earth sized outer space cooling fan.
Oh no! As Greta warned us, mean temperatures are rising daily! ! The only logical response…
Destroy the American economy, raise taxes, stop domestic oil production, and hope China, Russia, and India are stupid enough to go along with us.
The Only Logical Response…
Feed little Miss Pie-face to the Emus
Oh no! As Greta warned us, mean temperatures are rising daily! ! The only logical response…
Snap the fingers and eliminate half the world’s population.
Taggart: I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge.
Hedley Lamarr: How?
Taggart: We’ll kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the poor.
Hedley Lamarr: [after some consideration] Too Nazi-ish.
Move to Iceland
Shrill scream like a tea kettle
Mandate anti-bullying classes for the mean temperatures
When in danger,
Or in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout.
and let it all out
…Chillax!
the only logical response…is to do nothing. Earth has heated up and cooled off in a ridiculously wide range long before man had any effect (which is doubtful that he has any measurable or significant effect). You did say logical, right?
That’s just crazy talk.
Ditto.
….build a large wooden air-cooled badger.
If only we had the technology.
the only logical response…
Better hold Davos five times a year instead of once.
Post “No Heat” signs everywhere.
A Heat-Free zone.
…is I’m holdin’ out for somethin’ better. I figure eff it, while I’m at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard. I could be elected president.
Sorry you just disqualified yourself from the presidency by joining the National Guard. We don’t want you militaristic types in the White House! Draft dodgers only need apply.
… to take a vacation somewhere in the southern hemisphere… instant niceer, falling temperatures…
If we just cared enough and gave more attention to the planet, somebody would come up with a way to ban summer. Who needs a growing season anyway?
the only logical response…
…invest in swimwear.
the only logical response…
…put an extra ice cube in my sweet tea.