Frankly, I’m shocked:
Joe Biden Will Not Throw Out First Pitch on Opening Day
Breitbart | 03/30/2021 | Dylan GwinnJoe Biden will not be throwing out the Opening Day first pitch when the Washington Nationals face the New York Mets, the Washington Post reports.
Possible reason: MLB couldn’t get the rights to the saxophone music going “Wah wah wah WAh-h-h-h-h.”
About all he can handle is dropping a puck at a Capitals game.
He was really looking forward to doing it, until somebody reminded him that to get from the dugout to the field involved climbing stairs.
Biden has agreed, however, to give the commencement speech at the Salon Professional Academy DC.
C’mon man. To be fair, that ascent to the top of the pitcher’s mound can be pretty challenging.
He probably throws like a girl.
Let Dr. Fauci replace Biden on the pitchers mound…he’s an ace pitcher.
“C’mon man, I can’t afford to get caught up in an arms war…”
I’m pretty sure it’s a trombone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeezCdF4mk
The problem is that Dominion now owns the rights and they intend to play it every time you vote Republican.
Joe is more of a catcher type. IYKWIMAITYD.
C’mon man, that’s a terrible thing to do to the Vice President.
That’s ‘pitch’ sir, with a ‘p’.