Title and image submitted by Les:

Try reading the title in the voice of Dr. Evil.

“Do they come in . . . shark-skin?”

You don’t tie them; you apply a tourniquet.

White sells; Red sells.

I really have no idea where this marketing idea came from. Or from wince it came. Was there some demographic making a racket for shoes tainted with bio-waste? Or is the demographic the bio-waste, and the shoes the racket?

Sick’ll Sell a Media.

“Get the New Improved High-Leper Running Sores(tm) — the Converse of What You Want – Before Our Sales Fall Completely Off!”

Nope.

Coming soon: Arteriosclerosis Clogs.

“Leave Someone ELSE’s Blood at a Crime Scene For Once, You Insane Dolt!” — Usain Bolt, for Satan Shoes (paid Endors-mint)

“Uh-Uh, Don’t Step on Those Blue-State Shoes.”

“666: The Linda Blair Jordans”

How about Hitler’s Heil Heels? Is there a market for them?

Charles Manson Sneak-ers? Tetanus Shoes?

Dumb and Dahmer.

Buyer beware: they have no souls.