
Archive of entries posted on August 2021
RIP II
If I remember correctly, FrankJ has a brother who’s a Marine. So, naturally, this site stands squarely behind the guys who are on the ground.
But what about the girls? I’m sure he knows some techs and stuff that are as sharp and capable as you could possibly want.
But what about the gays? OK, good and tough warriors can come from that demographic.
If you get through Parris Island, you’re a warrior.
But what about Trans?
Ummm… in the military? Where decision-making is a priority?
Eh. So you decided on being something you’re not, and stuck with it, no matter the repercussions. That might be bravery. If you got through Parris Island . . .
White privilege? General Milley thinks all troops need to read up on that.
Nope. That’s where I draw the line.
That’s why we’re getting our ass kicked Milley-tarily.
Humiliating. So sorry for the Marines and Navy personnel who died — and the further troops there, who may. Because of their commanders. And their Commander in Chief.
RIP I
Joe Biden Has Been Derelict In His Duty. He Is Unfit To Lead. He Should Be Impeached
The Federalist | August 27, 2027 | John Daniel DavisonNews reports out of Kabul indicate the U.S. military is welding shut the gates of the airport complex, which could mean an abrupt end to evacuation efforts for an estimated 1,500 American citizens, at least, still trapped in Afghanistan.
If that is the case, we are now facing the worst hostage crisis in American history.
Our sources on the ground tell us gates are being welded shut. https://t.co/Fj9u5Up9b4
— Howard Altman (@haltman) August 26, 2021
“Holy Grail” Knights Run From Killer Rabbit …
{Red Phone Buzzes Insistently in Background}
Zut Alors, Charlie Hebdo Biden
Straight Line of the Day: Al Capone’s Family Will Auction Off His ‘Favorite’ Gun, Other Personal Items. What Would You Bid On?
Straight Line of the Day: Al Capone’s family will auction off his ‘favorite’ gun, other personal items. What would you bid on?
Al Capone’s Family To Auction Off His ‘Favorite’ Gun, Other Personal Items
New York Post | 8/24/2021 | Will FeuerThe surviving granddaughters of Alphonse “Al” Capone, one of the country’s most notorious gangsters, are auctioning off a slew of the mob boss’ treasures that include his “favorite” gun and letters to his son he wrote from prison.
Sacramento, California-based auctioneer Witherell’s said it has authenticated the items included in the collection and will run the live auction on Oct. 8.
Among the more eye-popping items listed in the collection is the ruthless racketeer’s “favorite” gun, a Colt .45 pistol that’s been passed down through the generations of Capone’s descendants and will start bidding at $50,000.
The collection, called “A Century of Notoriety: The Estate of Al Capone,” also includes a platinum Patek Philippe pocket watch monogrammed with 90 single cut diamonds starting at $12,500 and a matching pocket knife monogrammed with 20 single cut diamonds starting at $1,250.
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They found the missing evidence in the Keiller case!
Visible depression has somewhat moderated.
New Study of Avebury Monument Suggests It Started Out as a Single-Family Home
Phys.org | April 12, 2019 | Bob Yirka
Yeah, right. And Stonehenge was its barbecue pit.
The Avebury monument is a Neolithic site situated approximately 20 miles from the more famous monument Stonehenge. Like Stonehenge, Avebury is made mostly of large stones.
“But it’s such a cozy house, honey!”
In the case of Avebury, the stones are smaller and spread wider.
(Is it just me, or am I the only one who finds archaeological specula — speculation — erotic?)
The monument consists of both standing stones and other stones arranged in circles.
So, yeah, a private home. I follow their reasoning.
There is also a much larger ring of stones encircling the other stone structures, which is itself encircled by an embankment.
Let’s get it over with. Just ask Keith Richards what it was all about.
Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : 1950s
Here are Friday’s matches.
Polls will close on Thursday September 2nd.
Let’s throwdown.
Match 1
Lawdy Miss Clawdy – Lloyd Price vs That’s All Right – Elvis Presley with Scotty and Bill
VS
Match 2
Lucille – Little Richard vs Ain’t That A Shame – Fats Domino
VS
Match 3
Roll Over Beethoven – Chuck Berry vs The Great Pretender – Platters
VS
Match 4
In The Still Of The Nite – Five Satins vs Fever – Little Willie John
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Match 5
I Only Have Eyes For You – Flamingos vs Heartbreak Hotel – Elvis Presley
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Match 6
For Your Precious Love – Jerry Butler & the Impressions vs I Walk The Line – Johnny Cash and the Tennessee Two
VS
Match 7
Money Honey – Drifters featuring Clyde McPhatter vs Blueberry Hill – Fats Domino
VS
Match 8
Please, Please, Please – James Brown & the Famous Flames vs Sh-Boom – Chords
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I Think It’s Called Pavlove
Thursday Night Open Thread: Great News for Negligent Gun Owners!
If you, as a civilian, leave a loaded weapon in your car in California . . .
Oh: wait. Don’t!
Feds Not Liable for Ranger’s Stolen Gun Used in Pier Shooting (Kate Steinle)
CourtHouse News Service | 08/24/2021 | Nicholas IovinoThe U.S. government can’t be held liable for the death of Kate Steinle on a San Francisco pier based on a federal ranger’s negligent storage of a gun that was stolen and used to shoot her, a Ninth Circuit panel ruled Tuesday.
Steinle was killed by a bullet that ricocheted off a concrete walkway and struck her in the back on Pier 14 in San Francisco on July 1, 2015. . . .
In arguments before a three-judge Ninth Circuit panel last month, a lawyer for Steinle’s parents argued U.S. Bureau of Land Management (BLM) ranger John Woychowski had a duty under California law to safeguard his firearm. His actions “created a risk of harm” for Steinle, attorney Valerie McGinty said.
In a 12-page opinion issued Tuesday, a three-judge Ninth Circuit panel refused to accept that argument. The panel affirmed Judge Spero’s January 2020 decision granting the U.S. government’s motion for summary judgment.
Woychowski left his .40-caliber pistol loaded and unsecured in a backpack in the cabin of the car, despite BLM policies requiring guns be stored in locked containers, kept unloaded and equipped with trigger locking devices. The agency also requires that firearms and ammunition “not be left unattended in motor vehicles or watercraft unless they are physically secured from theft and out of public view.”
To be fair, the vehicle was said to be locked. But in downtown San Francisco….
The BLM ranger parked his SUV in downtown San Francisco at 10 p.m. on June 27, 2015. He went to have dinner at a restaurant with his family and left the car “packed to the brim” with luggage and visible electronic equipment in a city notorious for property crimes and car break-ins, according to the Steinle family’s motion for summary judgment.
And in all honesty, you’d really have to be a Ninth Circuit judge to be able to show this level of bias for a government employee that you would never show to a civilian:
Someone
[perhaps the undocumented alien?]
had to break into the locked vehicle, steal a “seemingly innocuous” backpack, find the pistol, remove it from the backpack, wrap it in a cloth and place it under a bench where an undocumented immigrant found it four days later and picked it up, Graber wrote.
“We conclude that Woychowski’s storage of the pistol was too tenuously connected to Ms. Steinle’s death for the proximate cause element to be satisfied,” Graber wrote for the panel.
So, go ahead and steal a bunch of explosives (if I’m reading this correctly) from the government and leave them under some bench (not a judge’s bench, of course) in Portland or Seattle. If Antifa uses them; well, that’s just too bad for the victims. Antifa won’t be blamed (like the homeless guy in this story) because they just simply innocently found them; and you, who left the explosives where they could be stolen can’t be blamed (like the government employee in this story), because of how “tenuously” you are connected to the victims of the gruesome explosion. And, of course, you’ll probably serve only minimum time — if your politics align with the judge’s, that is — because you had nothing to do with how the explosives were used. Win-win-win all around! Someone is dead and no one at all is to blame! Kind of like the Pfizer vaccine.
The victims, though, will have an irreducible number of dead bodies to bury, with no one blamed by the courts (like the Steinles in this story).
RIP
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There Goes Hidin’ Biden
Joe Biden waxed lyrical in a press conference today:
REPORTER:
Why is your foreign policy seemingly soft in the Middle East?
BIDEN:
Why am I soft in the Middle . . . ?
No, why am I soft in the Middle . . . ?
The rest of my life is so hard.
I need a phony opportunity.
I want a shot at republishing.
Don’t want to end up a Khartoum in a Kabul graveyard
Boondoggles, Boondoggles
Passed in the midnight —
Far away my well-lit door —
[To Secret Service:] Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don’t find this stuff amusing anymore.
First-Person Singularity
New Fact Checker!
From The Journal of Self-Evident Studies
When Humans Disturb Marine Mammals, It’s Hard To Know the Long-Term Impact
University of California – Santa Cruz, via Phys.org | 8/26/21
I know! Let’s make a model! And assign all the variables that we think are important, and then give them values that we think will support our theory.
Best not to try a direct experiment on emus, though: it’s easy to know the short-term impact.





