Biden: “They gave me a list here … {looks down} The first person I was instructed to call on is Kelly O’Donnell.”

Oh, someone’s got to put a blues harmonica soundtrack to this gif:

… or else he’s taking what he believes is a surreptitious hit off a Barbie doll we can’t see.

Hold the fart in, hold the fart in…
I hope that was a fart, I hope that was a fart, oh dear God, I hope that was a fart…
OY!
If he’s looking for sympathy it’s between the thing and the other thing in the dictionary.